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mood elevator 

An increasingly popular component of corporate brainwashing that became fashionable in the mid 2000's.

The purpose of the mood elevator is to trick employees who are tired of their mind numbingly depressing jobs, shitty bosses, and lousy paychecks that their problems are only figments of their imaginations and not real problems at all.
Boss: Looks like someone has got a case of the 'Mondays'. Maybe you need to try raising your mood elevator.

Peon: You can take your mood elevator and shove it up your ass!
mood elevator by Dagobert June 30, 2008
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mood hoover 

Someone who sucks all the good feelings out a room. They are obsessed with doom and gloom and that is where there conversations are focued.
Oh no, here comes the mood hoover to share his misery.
mood hoover by Gailstar May 25, 2007
mood as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
person 1:dude I just watch a vid of a gorilla throwing its own shit

person 2: danm that's mood af
mood af by sir-poos-alot February 11, 2021

Mood Swing 

A sudden change in behavior commonly associated with the South Wales Valleys when a roider, such as Michael Layland, is provoked by a lack of Creatine.
Random Person: Alright like Mike?
Michael: Yeh
(Speeding chav with heavy Bassline goes past)
Michael: Fucking Cunt!!!!
Random Person: Whats wrong?
Michael: Shut it or i'll fucking slam you!!
Random person: ooh Mood Swing!
Michael: Cmon Then!!!!
Random Person: Sorry Roider
Mood Swing by Taffinator July 25, 2010

mood_life_12 

an Instagrammer who puts his emotions into edits and try's to get into peoples shoes and help them and put them up.
mood_life_12 will motivate you into you get up.

Mood Hoover 

Someone who sucks the soul out of you and not in a good way.

Drains you of all positivity through their need to be negative and moody. If they aren't whinging they're not happy...which is the irony!
Here comes the mood Hoover, I wonder what they have to whinge about today.
Mood Hoover by admicu September 1, 2016