Freedom Moocher

n. Freedom Moochers are individuals or groups that reap all of the benefits of freedom while neither participating in the preservation of such freedom noir contributing anything of substance or relevant options towards the perpetuation of said freedom.

Mostly amoral or morally subjective creatures they either abhor American Patriots and Patriotism or participate actively in “plastic patriotism” also known as “faking the funk”.

A closely linked cousins to the shitbag, a freedom moocher will have never served communities or country, and rely completely on the actions of others for their provision.

Antonym: Freedom Feelers

Freedom Moochers hate the military.

Freedom Moochers hate law enforcement.

Freedom moochers hate the 4th of July.

Freedom moochers prostitute themselves hoping for perestroika

Just turn on the news and you’ll hear multiple freedom moochers tell you everything wrong with anything related to freedom.

by Fact Based Person March 12, 2021

smash moocher

Someone who doesn't own a Smash Bros. game or setup and depends on others to play it.

John is such a smash moocher. He hits me up all the time just to play Smash Bros. because he doesn't own it himself.

by No Johns July 16, 2014

Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.

Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!

by okpank February 22, 2011

Meme Moocher

A person who steals someone else's memes just for the pleasure they get out of plagiarizing them.

Those dang meme moochers keep stealing my troll face memes and they weren't even good!

by ChickFilA4Life September 13, 2017

Meme moocher

Meme Moocher (noun): Someone who shares their friends memes without liking or reacting to it before the repost by said meme moocher.

An offence punishable by death of Facebook friendship without a trial.

That goddamn mutherfucker Bob has been sharing my memes again without liking them, this is it, the last straw I am unfriending that meme moocher.

by Gareth Viviers November 15, 2019

moocher baby mama

A baby mama that constantly uses their kids as an excuse to ask for money from the baby daddy. Even if the kids are young adults

Moocher baby mama: Can you give me $400 for our 18 year old daughter to get her hair braided

by Mrs. boss lady September 06, 2023

honey moocher

Someone who can't afford a real honeymoon so they stay with family and friends.

they bragged about their great honeymoon, but to their family they were just honey moochers.

by ladyJaneDoe January 18, 2018