Pen Moocher

A pen moocher is someone who begs for pens from somebody who had just bought a new pack of pens even though they don't really need one at the moment.

Katherine: I had to buy some more pens since I keep losing them at home somehow.
Liz: Can I have one?
Katherine: Do you really need one?
Liz: I might.
Katherine: What happened to the pen I gave you two days ago?
Liz: This one might be better though
Katherine: Such a pen moocher

by Bikki Kobayashi July 20, 2010

smash moocher

Someone who doesn't own a Smash Bros. game or setup and depends on others to play it.

John is such a smash moocher. He hits me up all the time just to play Smash Bros. because he doesn't own it himself.

by No Johns July 15, 2014

Moocher

Dacre Montgomery's "Girlfriend"

She quit her only viable source of income to free load with that dude with the mullet from Stranger Things, she's such a binchy moocher.

by strangertings June 15, 2018

Moocher

Samuel Swartz

Sam offered to give me Spanish homework in exchange for the Spanish homework because he has no sauce making him a fucking MOOCHER and tonights biggest loser.

by Zapiii February 15, 2019

Meme moocher

Meme Moocher (noun): Someone who shares their friends memes without liking or reacting to it before the repost by said meme moocher.

An offence punishable by death of Facebook friendship without a trial.

That goddamn mutherfucker Bob has been sharing my memes again without liking them, this is it, the last straw I am unfriending that meme moocher.

by Gareth Viviers November 14, 2019

Moocher

The verb of mooching. Also labels any 7'5 carrot named, "Wyatt" that likes "mooch" off of any desired victim for his personal gain. Most likely "mooches" off of people named Killian, Evan, Jackson and Christian.

"I'm lazy, can I look at your work"

"Shut up you dirty carrot moocher"

by Kwest2004 November 19, 2019

Moocher Farfen

Simple the most vile, Loathingworth and atrocious word in the latin language. This word dating all the way back to the crenomous period by latinist, Killiano Vestino, this would become the most infamous word to ever be created. This word has too much power to be in the real dictionary. Once described by this repugnant word, there is no coming back.

"I will destroy you"
" 2 words, Moocher Farfen"

by Kwest2004 November 21, 2019