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Spunk Moocher 

A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.
"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"

"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
Spunk Moocher by Pabski July 12, 2003

Butthole Moocher 

Is a person, simular to a TJ Sollozo, who likes men. He like mooching of peoples buttholes. He enjoys long walks around the pool with other gay swimmmers.
You are a homo butthole moocher.

Whoever brings the lube gets to be the butthole moocher.

Buttholes Moochers can't have babies.
Butthole Moocher by Jras October 13, 2007

munching moocher

Your friend who almost always has no money and will try to mooch a few fries or a bite of your meal
Olivia was always a munching moocher and eventually no one would sit with her at lunch

Ethiopean Moocher 

A person that mooches food off of you in the office and doesn't give you any of thier food in return.
Patrick Lancaster is an Ethiopean Moocher.

Boob Moocher 

A person who constantly begs to use your boobs. while never returning the favor.
Alletta is such a boob moocher.
Boob Moocher by d00ny March 16, 2010

Pen Moocher 

A pen moocher is someone who begs for pens from somebody who had just bought a new pack of pens even though they don't really need one at the moment.
Katherine: I had to buy some more pens since I keep losing them at home somehow.
Liz: Can I have one?
Katherine: Do you really need one?
Liz: I might.
Katherine: What happened to the pen I gave you two days ago?
Liz: This one might be better though
Katherine: Such a pen moocher
Pen Moocher by Bikki Kobayashi July 20, 2010