Monti

A humble girl, not the most attractive, but nice. She puts others before herself, but that sometimes causes negative emotions toward her. A major push-over, but means well. Does not consider herself beautiful, people may consider her a loser, and only her close friends really know her.She's beautiful both inside and out and I love her.
Oh her?? Yeah, she's such a Monti.
by Silentsalvation June 26, 2010
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Montie

Code for a sl*t or wh*re with very low morals/standards. Used when revealing a Person's true motives.
Guy 1: Hey man do you think i should hook up with that girl that's been all on me all night Guy 2: No dude, shes a total Montie, she probably has gonorrhea or crabs Guy 1: Damn your right, i just saw her she threw up on some guy..
by DAVVEEEEEE January 08, 2009
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monty

(noun) Female computing teacher who rubs her legs rapidly (a la Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars) whilst teaching her class.
"Who've you got next period?"

"Monty." (rub legs in a piss take)
by whitmore January 18, 2005
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monti

The guy who is so completely kicking your ass that you can only post anonymous electrons in cyberspace.
I would love to talk some shit in public, but Monti will find out and dismantle me in broad daylight. Did you hear something? Oh fuck!
by Norsecock May 25, 2007
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mc monty

The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.
"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"
by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020
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Monty Python

A wonderful world full of lumberjacks, dead parrots, Australians named Bruce, men with silly walks, men who say "nudge nudge", knights who say "ni" and a very naughty boy named Brian.
It is the happiest place on earth where vikings eat spam and where no one expects the Spanish Inquisition
Monty Python is responsible for about 90% of all TV references made by men over 40.
by Jack Cheese September 14, 2016
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Doing a Monty

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.
"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"
by Hicksy Victor March 15, 2011
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