Monkeyed

The art of a broker fooling a trader into a poor trading decision through the use of alternative facts or fake news.

Man I really didn't want to sell that but the bookie monkeyed me.

by leccytrader1 May 11, 2017

monkeyface

when a girl has a face like a monkey, but her bodies not that hot.

Look at that monkeyface over there; I think I just discovered the missing link.

by URBDICTION1 July 17, 2011

monkeyman

one of those old scruffy drunken men who have few teeth and badges on their jackets. they can't speak any known language. they wander the streets, sometimes in slippers and go to church.

look at that monkeyman! queue laughter

by cerumol February 23, 2004

monkeyman in the can

A hairy grease man who sits on the jon while wet chunks silently slip out his butt cheeks. Usually seen sipping anus juice.

Artie lived in the toilet, where the Monkeyman in the can squatted his bare cheeks and released hot butt mud onto Artie's unsuspecting face.

by Monkey milfred September 9, 2006

Monkeybath

A bath that is so hot that when you sit down in it you go 'Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah'.

I had a filthy day at work yesterday, so much so that I had to go for a monkeybath

by Geordie Paraguay-Remain September 14, 2010

Monkeyball

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.

"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Monkeypads

Video game controllers, like those used on PlayStation and Nintendo game console systems.

David had mastered the use of monkeypads while playing Halo.

by masterofpads August 1, 2011