Lazy Monday

When your Lazy Sunday is so lazy that it carries over into Monday and you have to call in sick to work/school.

Joe: Where were you today?

Steve: Oh just having a Lazy Monday

by lilDouchey October 29, 2012

Marathon Monday

A day where people drink alcoholic beverages, sunrise of Monday morning, until sunrise of Tuesday morning.

Watch Blue Mountain State's episode "Marathon Monday"

by Shippensburg University March 4, 2014

mondayitis

Call it what you want, but "Mondayitis" is a feeling of weariness, sadness, apathy and general distress that many individuals feel when starting the Monday morning work week. This feeling is usually enhanced after a large weekend.

Boss: "good morning, looking a little worse for wear whats wrong?"

Worker: "Got a case of Mondayitis"

by Domin8or December 18, 2007

Monday

The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.

Fuck! It's monday..

by The What Race Am I? Guy March 28, 2015

happy mondays

Bunch of scallies who made a few million quid then pissed it up the wall. Revolutionised indie, rock and dance music in the process. Also introduced ecstasy to the north of England.

"That DJ was a cunt"
"I know, he didn't even have any Happy Mondays"

by Peter Vancouver November 1, 2006

Mays Monday

A holiday in which Caps Lock is kept on (Occurs every Monday) to appease the soul of Billy Mays. If the Caps Lock is not kept on, Billy Mays will rise from the dead and eat children souls on Tuesday.

OH GOD IT'S MAYS MONDAY! JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKING CAPS LOCK ON, AND WE WONT HAVE A PROBLEM!

by Pfkninenines September 11, 2009

cheap monday

A day following an expensive weekend where one has little money to use on monday.

I cant go and get lunch, I spend all my cash over the weekend and I'm having a cheap monday!

by Kenan F April 18, 2008