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goth mommy

a super hot goth girl who has big boobs, thick thighs, and a wolf cut. (usually wearing thick black eyeliner)
don’t look now, but there’s a goth mommy walking behind us!!
by gothmommy55 April 18, 2021
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mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry.

said to really attractive females (mostly milfs) ;)))

if someone says this in your comment section it means you are sexy
:uh-i- mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. i cant take my eyes of you bbg
by kawaiifish November 20, 2021
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Montypurgo

The legendary act performed during sex with a female. Montypurgo also related to Captain Drill-tastic is where the Montypurgo drills the womans cunt at an increasingly dangerous speed until she passes out or completes a signified 10 orgasms. This move can only be performed by Captain D and is yet to be announced by a non legend.
1) Dude that girl got a Montypurgo last night, well they do say losers have a wank, winners fuck the prom queen.
2) Chuck Norris just did a Montypurgo, wait! Who was the victim?!
by The Prophet of Destiny June 22, 2011
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MontyInvictus

Number 11: Monty, little baby man, little baby, little baby boy.
MontyInvictus is a little baby man
by Theiwjwbwkshbdwbaj February 7, 2021
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Mommy Dimitrescu

Mommy Dimitrescu is what you need in life, a 9-foot tall titty vampire goddess, one that you can tell your problems to, or run into her warm LARGE arms. Mommy Dimitrescu will love you and care for you, everything will be alright when she's) there, but pro tip DONT SIMP (Unless your name is Mark mixed with multiplier), she's your Mother now, so dump out your old one, and embrace life with Mommy Dimitrescu.
I WANT MOMMY DIMITRESCU TO SIT ON ME AGGRESIVLEY

SLICE ME TO RIBBONS MOMMY DIMITRESCU
COME GET MY MANTHING MOMMY DIMITRESCU
by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021
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Mommy issues

Mommy issues is actually the exact opposite of being a momma's boy. Just like having Daddy issues is the opposite of being a daddy's girl.

A guy who didn't have a mother (figure) or that hasn't had a close relationship to her, lacking motherly care.
" Guys with mommy issues usually turn out to be players and seek women affection through sex/ have bad image of women. Or think they want a gf/wife but really want a girl to act like their mommy. Also usually those with commitment issues too"
by Mg3000 October 25, 2012
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mooty call

A booty call that seems promising, but ultimately never pans out.
Turned out my booty call was nothing but a mooty call. I mean she was like, "sure, why not?" And I was like, "Hellz yeah! Gimme ten minutes," and she goes, "well I still have my girlfriend here, we're doin' shots of tequila, " And I was like, "make it five!" She laughs, and I'm thinking, "Well, allriiight," Then all of a sudden, she starts yelling, "Not on my new couch! Not on my new..." And I hear in the background, "BLAHHH!" "My new couch! ... Bitch, the bathroom's right there! You ruined..." BAM! She drops phone. I'm like, That shit better not have blown the speakers on my Blackberry! I can now hear the sink running and lots of scuttling back and forth, cursing, then the phone picks up and I'm like, "Hello? Everything alright?" And someone says, "Yeah, I just threw up a little." It's her friend! She sounds way hot too! All raspy. I'm about to ask her what flavor of Listerine she wants me to bring her, when I hear, "a little? a LITTLE?! You own me a new suede sectional, bitch! Put down that phone! I said put down that-" Then I think the bitch puked into the phone, cause everything got really loud then suddenly silent. Called her back a couple of times, but all I got was her voicemail."
by thedalaiLummox August 31, 2010
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