The dick of a man who embraces the most masculine caresses with love. When passion erupts within the testicles he moans “I need more delicious sauce in my holes. Fill me until I brimming with tears!!!” The climax fucking ends in ruins of disappointment because I huffed Viagara. Priapism of my member feels tender, electric eels would be necessary to revive the sick. #truestory
Nurse: ‘Doctor! We have a male patient in the emergency room; he pulled a dirty Mohan!’
Doctor: ‘Dear lord! Fetch the electric eels at once!’
Doctor: ‘Dear lord! Fetch the electric eels at once!’
by CIWood August 30, 2024
Get the Dirty Mohan mug.Aditya Mohan is the gyno god himself. He is the almighty group leader with gyno larger than the biggest cow udders. He is the most locked in gooner and he loves to take veiny ahh dih. He is notoriously known to be goonin to fricken packets yo. Like BROOOOOOO lets talk about the political and economic state of the world right now. icl fr rn im getting pmoed me off rn bc of ts shit kid. Aditya Mohan is so cute and looks like gru from despicable me if he was black, AKA nigru.
by Gyno God January 30, 2025
Get the Aditya Mohan mug.Nothing but a placeholder for a CEO chair. Defined after the current Youtube CEO who does nothing for his site/company, only sits there as a replacement for Susan Wojcicki who passed away after losing battle with cancer (iirc).
Neil Mohan & Parag Agrawal are just placeholders for CEO chairs, they do nothing for their services, only to wait for someone buying them to ruin.
by Shiine-1 March 8, 2025
Get the Neil Mohan mug.Mohan is a Chinese freshman guy that thinks he’s all that because he lifts. He is the king of ego lifting and has eyes that are so small that when he smiles it seems like he’s closing his eyes. Even when his face is relaxed his eyes are still small just like his genital that he will never be able to use. One time mohan (whos a steroid head) went to Walgreens to get a small condom but he still couldn’t find one his size because there are no super small sized condoms. Mohan never shuts up about his lefts and always says “shut up Sam ima beat you up” and glazes every bodybuilder to exist. This steroid head thinks size is all that matters in a fight and he lost to Ethan who is skinnier than him but his excuse was “I’m injured”or “I wasn’t trying”. In our school there’s this phrase “shut the Mohan up” and it’s used whenever mohan talks about his lifts that he never shuts up about.
“Shut the mohan up mohan”
by D1Mohanhater May 10, 2024
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by vaishak November 25, 2021
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