Moby Dickin

Failure to cast a big net to catch a prospective partner. By focusing all your effort on a single love interest and fail with no contingency plan. Like Captain Ahab obsessing over only one whale, you too can fuck up a romantic courting.

I was so into getting with this chick but I massive failed, I was Moby Dickin it.

by The_Big_Aristotle April 7, 2011

Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.

I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.

by goyo May 21, 2016

Moby dicked

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale

My girlfriend was being annoying so she got moby dicked

by Moby dicking September 22, 2015

Moby Dicked

When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.

"I'm feeling like..."
"Feeling like?"
"I forgot."
"You got Moby Dicked!"

by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019

Moby Dickin

Screwing around or wasting time and or procrastinating.

Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

Moby Dicked

1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.

2 An inspiring sexual experience.

After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.

by lajables April 26, 2016

Moby Dicking

To engage in the act of coitus with an overweight girl, but with extreme physical force and a great passion.

Drunken sex can often be classified as a "Moby Dicking", due to the lack of judgement, but the intact passion of lovemaking.

"Can you believe Hank beats his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, I heard about that. I bet when they're alone she gets a solid Moby Dicking."

“To the ass, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I hump at thee; For hate's sake, I shoot my last load at thee!"

by lordmb April 12, 2010