monopology

portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.

"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."

"Sorr..."

"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"

"Sorry, I jus..."

"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"

"My bad, man."

"Gahh!!!!"

by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014

the monopoly guy

When two guys and one girl have sex and the men speak with English accents, wear monocles, and monopolize her vagina and mouth

Dan and Dan gave Eliza the monopoly guy and, afterwards, went for a spot of tea and some crumpets

by dirk diggler 35 May 4, 2014

Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.

It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."

by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009

Fortnite monopoly

Monopoly trying it's hardest to appeal to fortnite kids but accidentally turning innocent children into virgins

I bought Fortnite monopoly and turned into an eternal virgin

by hnyaw hoi June 5, 2019

The Law of Pokemon Monopoly

When re-purchasing Pokemon from other players, you must play a minimum of triple its original value.

Player 1: Hey, I just bought Vileplume for 200P.
Player 2: How much you want for it?
Player 1: 600P.
Player 2: You, sir, have yourself a deal!
Player 1: The Law of Pokemon Monopoly strikes again.

by Kiadote12 October 9, 2011

King of Monopoly

Nolan DeLuca

Nolan DeLuca is the king of Monopoly!

by Deluca76 June 13, 2018

sex monopoly

If all roommates of one residence have sex with the same person.

(In a four person house)

"If you three already had sex with her, then I just completed the sex monopoly last night."

by Azans September 3, 2006