by SnoopLukeyLuke November 22, 2007
Someone who won't allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.
"Dude, What an Ass Missile, they totally wanted to fuck his brains out and he was acting like a total ass missile."
by Henry and Jeffery nip January 18, 2010
Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.
I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.
I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.
by Strubie Doobie Doo, Jare Bear February 04, 2013
by Kilo Bravo February 19, 2012
A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.
Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.
It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.
If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.
Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.
It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.
If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.
Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.
by TBONE74 April 01, 2019
by pdiddyrara April 15, 2009
Slang for a large penis.
by Squiblish January 20, 2015