Mr. Milk Dud

a big ole meanie pants who has 30 mental disabilities including autism, half a brain, etc. and he is a sarcastic prick becuase he is a d

he got a small d and look like a milk dud Mr. Milk Dud

by w3845689w734ytiqwlfeui23wlgksy September 30, 2019

Milk dud

A sexual position when the male shoves milk duds up the females vagina then he tries to suck them all out in one gulp

Ya bro I gave her the good ole mama milk dudlast night

by GILLYMANYEETMAN May 13, 2018

Milk Dud

Noun - A child born of incest (aka mommy and daddy are siblings), probably gonna have genetic issues.

Adjective - milky

"Did those sibling janitors have a kid together? Cause that boy looks like a milk dud!"

"Wow dem boyz is milky !!"

by Redwii6959 June 13, 2016

milk dud

Some half ass black-white nigga who is a pussy and doesn't like pussies cuz they is gay.

I would kick that milk dud's ass over there

by jjplatinum October 10, 2016

Milk Dud

A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.

When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.

by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020

Milk Duds

Female breasts similar to soft-balls in size and shape, typically indicating a large silicone breast implant. The breast's are generally unatural in appearance, unable to produce milk in the instance of pregnancy, but remain tasty and delectable.

Her breasts were so small that her implants caused a bulbous tumor-like look and feel creating what some might call Milk Duds.

by Kyle.with.an.okay? January 3, 2023

Milk duds

When a girl squats over a man's face and uses the man's credit card to cut pieces of the terd coming out of her butthole into bite size pieces.

I saw the the video that Clark made where he paid a lady to do a " milk duds " to him during a scat session.

by Babyguts May 14, 2022