Mickey Mouse Ring

An official NBA Championship Ring that was literally given to the Lakers in Walt Disney Resort in Orlando, FL.

"LeBron won a Mickey Mouse Ring in Disney World and the NBA is counting it for some reason, you can't make this shit up."

by Fr0stinaDungeon August 2, 2021

mickeymousing

Performing an ostentatious but meaningless act in an attempt to appear more important or competent than one is. Also mickeymouse. May be used as a verb, noun or adjective.

1. There is an election coming up, so the usual band of mediocre politicians are sure to mickeymouse at the airport when our Olympic medallists are welcomed home.

2. He changed all the street names and repainted the bus shelters, but that was just mickeymousing to distract people from his incompetence as mayor.

3. Our mickeymousing CEO is at it again, loudly blaming everyone but himself for the disastrous decline of the company since he took over.

by mynah1 January 28, 2010

slip a mickey

the act of an arbitrary slip of a possibly coma inducing opioid.
Alternatively used in a comedic nonchalant fashion with little actual relevance

Alex: Yo did you see toby just slip a mickey to nick?
Josh: Yeah n**** he got some serious balls

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

mickey finn

A dose of knockout drops, such as chloral hydrate, a sedative/hypnotic, usually administered to some hapless barfly as a preamble to rolling him.

They slipped him a Mickey Finn, and when he woke up the next day, his wallet, wristwatch and jewelry were gone.

by Charles Frank September 9, 2008

mickey mouse ears

when a girl (or a fat guy with manboobs) lifts up her shirt and places her exposed boobs over someone's head, making that person seem to be wearing micky mouse ears.

A good photobomb is doing the mickey mouse ears.

by phobioid March 1, 2012

mickey juice

vaginal secretions produced during sexual arousal

i love mickey juice :)

by nemesizstar October 21, 2008

mickey marlos

Colombian slang for when a person is Mexican and think he's Colombian

Look at that mickey marlos, thinking he's one of us. (Translated from spanish to english)

by iAmeer August 6, 2018