by atowneightynizzle November 13, 2003
Considered to be the greatest athlete in American sports history. Jordan not only transformed the game of basketball, but changed sports marketing as well.
Yes, the modern athlete has evolved, but it is unlikely we will see one have the effect that Michael Jordan did.
by hoodilydidster December 16, 2007
An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.
Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?
Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.
Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.
Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.
Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.
by Jagu Doha April 18, 2004
Is it the big truck sittin' up on Mike Jordans
thats 23's! with the big ole owl, dual heads roaring
-Field Mob, HATERS
thats 23's! with the big ole owl, dual heads roaring
-Field Mob, HATERS
by Lil Jon April 29, 2004
Referred to a marijuana, giving that both of them in fact have the same initials when broken down (MJ)Michael Jordan, and (MJ) Mary Jane. Both also being the greatest all time. Michael becoming the greatest basketball player of all time, and Mary for being the greatest drug of all time
by K-Tweezy August 1, 2006
to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better
1)man, michael jordan has a small dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick
by Harry Doerr July 11, 2008
The most overrated athlete in modern history. Selfish, concerned only with scoring titles, willing to win if it didn't interfere with his personal glory.
Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.
Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.
by William Wordsworthless July 9, 2005