Merkellism

The religion based on worshiping Angela Merkel.

Sara: Have you heard about Merkellism?
Todd: Yes, they worship Merkel.

by Merkellite February 2, 2019

Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019

Merlene

A girl who is beautiful, kind, and a good soul. She has the eyes that make you fall in love.

Get yourself a merlene mijo!

by Rikitaka November 23, 2021

Blur-mergency

A Blur-mergency is a situation of emergency surrounding the members of UK Britpop band - Blur.

Damon Albarn: Oh shit! Alex is going mental, he needs to lay off the coke!
Graham Coxon: Get him to a hospital, this is a Blur-mergency!

by ProperBo February 5, 2008

ooo Merenda

The guy who shouts continuously in class.

Ooo merenda

by Skalpie October 22, 2020

Merkent

A word used to describe someone who is terrible at an online game, yet plays it like 24/7.

Exodus: Oh man, you see that PBO leader guy?
Meteorax: Yea, the kid sucks dick. Fucking Merkent.

by zeroonefour October 23, 2009

Merkel

verb

1) in a general sense, to screw over people of a particular background.
2) to fuck everything up and ruin things for everybody involved, including themselves.
3) to cast shame on a group of people for past wrongdoing as reason to engage in widespread ethnic masochism.

see also: swede

1) Now Merkel is merkeling again because Germany merkeled 70 years ago.
2) Don't you dare invite Hakim to my party. I've put too much time getting it perfect and he's just going to merkel it.

by RIP Europe April 22, 2017