The "Merlin"

When your at mardi gras, standing on a balcony and see someone you dont like. You whip it out, wack it off, and shoot your load into your hand. Then, throw the load off the balcony while reciting the word "Merlin"

Jack: Hey, isn't that your girlfriend making out with that guy down there?
Jim: Grrrrrrrr... "MERLIN"

by littlejo2k December 21, 2004

Chocolate Merlin

Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.

Sandy broke up with me because I wouldn't give her a Chocolate Merlin.

by StMirhza September 28, 2007

Merlinism

A cult around a cat named Merlin. Disrespect his wishes and be publicly executed.

Hey want to join my cult, Merlinism?

by Merlin the goat November 7, 2020

Merlin

Either a name, traditionally of an old wizard but is an uncommon but still used forename, or something can be described as being merlin, replacing the outdated "cool"/"sick"/"wicked"/"awesome".

Friend of Merlin: "Hey Merlin."

Someone does something amazing.
Onlookers: Fuck man, that was merlin!

by Amelia uses her real name! June 3, 2011

meryling

An English term originating from the Black Country meaning faffing worrying or dithering

I wish Sarah would make her mind up and stop her meryling

by Sarah's D from Butlins August 19, 2019

Merpling

A name used to refer to someone who has no more fucks to give (derived from the work Merp) and will go at their own pace, often keeping people waiting (From the word ling).

Geez, Calista, she's such a merpling.

Quit being a merpling and let's get on with it.

by ESilencer March 7, 2021

Merlin The Show

Shatters your heart into a million pieces when it ends.

Merlin was the reason i sobbed today.
“merlin the show” means sadness

by thedoctorwizard April 8, 2021