meef suck

When one slightly cracks a carbonated beverage and sucks the beverage out of the can.

My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.

I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!

by GerthPaul September 28, 2020

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meef clams

a sexually transmitted parasite causing the labia to become mangled looking and the vagina to release disgusting odors into the air causing severe gagging and asphyxiation of any living creature standing within 10 yards.

that poor sucker stuck it in trisha without a condom and now he got her meef clams.

by trawzelle March 28, 2007

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Meef Ribbon

The Meef Ribbon is awarded to the saltiest, meefiest, moistest meef at the jamboree.

Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness

3. Depth and girth

*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)

Peggy Sue won the Meef Ribbon at the Kentucky Jamboree. What a bitch!

by Rusty Meefs March 20, 2020

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MeeF

1.(Adjective) The sound a fist makes when it hits the small of a humans back IE. (Kidney Punch) (Donkey Punch)
2.(Adjective) The war cry of a Mongoose or Weasel

1.Wow, did you hear that fist go meef on that guys back?

2.Did you hear that Mongoose yelp meef before attacking that tree hugger!

by Knightt June 6, 2007

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