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Cook Me Plox

Wanting to make teh edits and capable of being both medium rare and a nub.
Cook Me Plox = cuk u plz
by lawlrus123423 January 23, 2011
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Greggers got me preggers

A phrase used affectionatly to describe a person's friendship or just to name them. Originated myspace, to describe a photo of a pregnant looking girl, quoting that her female friend had gotten her pregnant, it became famous throughout many schools in Australia. Now used to distinguish people with the surname Gregory.
Girl one: Oi Mel!
Girl one: OI MEL!!
Girl one: Mel Greggers got me preggers !
Mel: Oh, hey.
by greenhoney92 March 16, 2008
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date me pls

when you are desperate for a relationship your mind just screams "date me pls" at everyone that looks you in the eye (and then some that don't).
Taylor: Wow there are so many attractive people here, i wish i was in a relationship
Cutie: Hi! I like your shirt
Taylor: I like your face
Cutie: what
Taylor: *internally* date me plssssssssss
Cutie: ?
Taylor: what
*disappears into the oblivion*
by thanks! February 3, 2018
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Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017
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bitch-me post

When someone posts something on a social-networking sight such as Twitter or Facebook, saying something mean with out using someone's name, but you know it's about you.
Taylor's Tweet: I cannot stand you. You are so annoying!

Jessica talking: Oh my gosh. That post is obviously about me.

The only reason she bitch-me posted it with out a name is so no one else knows how mean she can be.

Carly: Yeah I so agree. I'm just going to ignore Taylor for now. See how she likes it.
by laurene716 June 15, 2011
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let me publish a definition

Something that rarely EVER happens on this website
"let me publish a definition"
"Oh wait that rarely EVER happens on this website..."
by FirewildX September 6, 2019
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Fuck me pack

An Accessory- A small, usually black leather or vinyl backpack, worn by females going out for a night on the razz to nightclubs, parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who may or may not wish to send the signal "fuck me". Worn in place of handbag or clutch to carry around essentials for a night out.

Very popular late 1990s and often worn with Fuck Me Boots.
“Hey Shazza, were you wearing your fuck me pack the night you scored my ex?”
by NZ Queenie August 7, 2023
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