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Mayanne

A woman that is easy to talk to and a real joy to be around. When you are around her she makes everything fun, and is bound to make you crack a smile that is ear to ear. She is obsessed with Nip/Tuck and AIM dates. She is also a very accepting person. She's where the parties at. Shes constantly grinning, and laughing. She likes to think of her as the funniest person she knows. She's very outgoing and enjoys life. She doesn't need a cell phone, which is great! She is a very independent woman, and is great at giving pity wins while playing tag. She also thinks of herself as a one man wolfpack. Her nerdy laugh is awesome! She is very easy to talk to, and is a hilarious person! She also likes stealing other peoples job. All in all she is truly a great person.
Whos that girl who thinks she can just take my job and thinks she can do popper better than me? -umm thats Mayanne...shes very mean..
by THE Derrick! July 14, 2010
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Maranda

1. The type of girl you want to spend the rest of your life with and cannot see yourself without.

2. Someone you crush on so hard you might implode.
3. A stunning, gorgeous bombshell who could be considered an underground model.
That Maranda is the absolutely perfect girl for me.
by MacaroniMoshMan December 7, 2010
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Spicy Mayan Chocolate

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as lubricant.
Jim: Hey I have some Tabasco, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Suzy: Well I'm thinking we should do the Spicy Mayan Chocolate for our anniversary.
by Dj Wonderbread February 20, 2011
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marrano

a filthy slob, a big fat dirty pig/hog,
Ese guey es bien marrano?

This guy is a filthy pig.
by Captain 25th street December 17, 2010
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Mayan Beer Bong

A popular party drinking ritual using a beer bong. The Mayan Beer Bong in its most common form consists of the partyer dropping their pants, inserting the beer bong tube into their anus, and proceeding to pour beer into the beer bong to achieve inebration rectally.

The Mayan Beer Bong is so named for the mesoamerican civization famous for their astronomical calendar, and infamous for pouring weird liquids into their butt to get fucked up. Cortez was once quoted as saying "Ew dude, gross".

The Mayan Beer Bong is popular amongst college kids, and may have originated at Washington University in St. Louis. Those guys are fucked up. The Mayan Beer Bong has gained notoriety in recent years due to the fatalities resulting from the act. The rectal consumption of alcohol leads to much faster absorption of alcohol, and as a result, a higher risk of alcohol poisoning. People also die from projectile vomiting their kidneys while watching that drunk ugly chick from chem lab pour beer into her butt.
"Bro, did you hear what Ted did last night"?
"Naw bro, what did Ted do"?
"Bro, he did a Mayan Beer Bong".
"Awesome, bro"!
"Naw bro, Ted is dead".

"Uh-oh bro. That one's not for drinking. That one's for Mayan Beer Bongs"...

"I went to go visit Wash U and some guy showed me how to do a Mayan Beer Bong, screamed "SIGEPIC"!!, then proceeded to fuck a hot girl in the middle of the quad. I found out later that he was their dean. Wow those fucks party hard".
by MayanBeerBong33 April 10, 2009
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Marang

Marang is a quite person but with a big ass personality, she’s very unique. Sometime during tests she likes to fall asleep in long tests and only in the end rushes up. She’s very kind hearted but secretly sometimes feels like killing someone
Marang , the girl with biggass dreams for hope
by Girly girls here October 11, 2018
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mayanosis

A lacking of mayas in your life therefore you turn the color of maya.
"Oh shit, I forgot to see Maya, now I AM Maya! I must have mayanosis."
by mayaisawesome April 10, 2010
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