a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.
About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.
by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007
 Get the mayonnaisemug.
Get the mayonnaisemug. by Matt Ski... November 23, 2007
 Get the mayonnaisemug.
Get the mayonnaisemug. by MrMayonnaise April 27, 2005
 Get the mayonnaisemug.
Get the mayonnaisemug. A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.
Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
by soursabbath July 16, 2019
 Get the Mayonnaise Feetmug.
Get the Mayonnaise Feetmug. Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019
 Get the Mayonnaise is not a vegetablemug.
Get the Mayonnaise is not a vegetablemug. an alternative to phrases like "cool beans," "awesome," and "radical"
used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials
used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials
by deeveeesss October 15, 2021
 Get the fresh mayonnaisemug.
Get the fresh mayonnaisemug. 