mayonnaise

what black peple dont like
the nigger doesent like mayonnaise
by n/a February 28, 2004
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mayonnaise

a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.
About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.
by Phaenixdrools March 21, 2007
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mayonnaise

Combination of jelly you spread on the man's cock and semen
Store clerk: Hi, what would you like on your sandwich young man?
Matt:Mayonnaise
Carl: LOL
by Matt Ski... November 02, 2007
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mayonnaise

a girl who buys a gallon jug of mayo once a week
Jo: "im soooooo full"
other person: "then why are you eating?"
Jo: "because i LOVE mayo!"
by MrMayonnaise April 28, 2005
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Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
by soursabbath July 16, 2019
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Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable
by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 11, 2019
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fresh mayonnaise

an alternative to phrases like "cool beans," "awesome," and "radical"

used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials
"got those reports done my man? alright, fresh mayonnaise!"
by deeveeesss October 16, 2021
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