mandalize

unwanted touching by another man

My boss just grabbed me from behind and massaged me. I felt so mandalized.

by timmy January 20, 2005

mandang

misfortunate (negative) thing happening to you; something like "Aww man..or Aww shucks"

"Awww that's so mandang!!"

"Mandang, I lost my job."

"Mandang, you ate my last orange!"

by Natasha Soares & Denise Tokeshi July 18, 2005

mand8

pronounced: MAN DATE

to arrange a meeting with a gay stranger via a phone line or internet dating site

I need a mand8 tonight

by Johnjo March 24, 2009

Mandage

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.

Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!

by Revfin May 11, 2011

Mandard

Mandard is often used an an alternative to the modern word "standard". It is a phrase only to be used by men or a man (hence man-dard). It is used to describe scenarios which are manly and either satisfying or comical. It can however be used with multiple meanings, so to substitute for a range of other adjectives in order to describe events such as 'cool' or 'awesome' etc.

Commonly used by rugby players in particular for banterous events/times. A further meaning is to use it when describing a certain high level of drunkness.

Person 1: "hey man I was so drunk last night did you have a good time as well?"
Person 2:" Yea mate it was pretty mandard"

or

The Rugby game I watched today was quite mandard
or

Let's get Mandard on cider tonight lads

by DLMandard August 22, 2012

Mandaring

to purposely divert attention from what would otherwise be of greater importance, to something else of lesser significance. By doing so, the lesser-significant event is catapulted into the limelight, drowning proper attention to what was originally the more important issue.

In Iron Man 3 press releases, Kevin Feige was Mandaring the Marvel fans about Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce's portrayal of the villain.

by Scranter August 21, 2013

mandalin

strong-willed, practical and stubborn at times. You are hard working, often martyr to duty. You like home and security above all.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, But your personal growth is vital, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations.

Mandalin, She likes her meat!

by Tourmaline goddess December 18, 2016