Mutting it

Doing too much; being extra

her: ugh i wish someone can get me a cup of water
him: (gives cup of water)
her: nah pour some more in it i like a lot
him: now you just mutting it

by mytoiletbroke February 26, 2020

Mating press

Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.

man i wanna be mating pressed by glamrock freddy so bad.
I heard you like mating press :)?

by anonymous February 5, 2022

poo masting

The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.

Ben was caught on the toilet poo masting.
He poo masted.
He is a poo masta.

by Poo star February 14, 2008

don mattingly

The greatest 1st Baseman to ever play the game of Baseball.

Don Mattingly should be in the hall of fame.

by Oddjob January 11, 2005

Mattingly & Moore

An 80 proof bourbon whiskey which is produced by the Heaven Hill distillery in Kentucky. It is marketed as a very cheap bourbon (a liter is under $10), but it actually has a pretty good taste.

"Yeah! Now that I've found Mattingly & Moore, I can grab 3 bottles of this stuff rather than pay the same amount for just one bottle of Jack!"

by Luminous "Modern" Knight July 7, 2008

mattin

That really cool kid you wish you were, but could never be awesome enough.

"I wish i was him!"
"Totally, he's such a mattin"

by john foggers May 15, 2010

soul-mating

v. The act of matching two individuals who are destined to be with one another.

Do you want to go soul-mating?!

by -=[Vi]rus=- February 17, 2005