mattstarrbate

1. To touch oneself while fantasizing about Matt Starr.
2. To give Matt Starr a handjob.

After his African Dance recital, I mattstarrbated all night long.

by littleonemolly January 2, 2011

McTits

Someone who is acting like a pussy/ mangina. Someone whose lameness is irritating to you

'Yo, look at ian McTits sitting over there not doing shit"

by mista steal yo gurl July 22, 2011

maritsa

A very beautiful, divine, lovely female

Mmmmhmmm, looka looka. Ain't she a Maritsa

by sweeeeet January 19, 2003

mattso

A person with the name matt, but trying to make it less common. At the same time rhymes with fattso.

hey guys look, its mattso the fattso!

by supercalafraja February 9, 2009

Matias Janitschek

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

Mattison

Beast Chick, Who skates like a pro. And can run faster than a cheetah. And is Amazing. And is a ninja. The end

Thats Mattison. I wish I was her.

by KillerChickkk June 11, 2011

matisyahu

A Jewish Reggae rapper formerly known as Matthew Miller.

He is a former trouble maker turned Haisidic Jew.

He is also known for his great beatboxing skills.

Matisyahu spits mad rhymes.

by C_Dub January 7, 2006