Oskar Mathias Myrvoll

It is when you pee in your friends moms mouth after she gave you a blowjob.

"I like to Oskar Mathias Myrvoll

by Mowdzu June 7, 2022

Mathias

Pokimane's biggest simp

Mathias: I jerked off to pokimane yesterday!

by Naudar May 10, 2021

Mathias Grim God of Shank

An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.

Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god

by It’s me “your god” of course March 22, 2019

Mathias

An extremely gay person that has an affinity towards licking other guy's anuses.

Stop licking my ass. Don't be such a Mathias.

by test12311 November 9, 2011

Mathias

Mathias is a strong and independent guy who leaves an impression on everyone. He is very smart and intelligent and is likely to be very successful in future business and with his economy. He might come off as a tough or scary guy(because of his wide shoulders, big muscles and very masculine looks) but as you get to know him, you will soon meet his goofy side. He is very loyal towards the ones he loves, especially family, good friends and his girlfriend. He is not looking for a soulmate, because he has already found his. If you are lucky enough to be one of his loved ones, you can feel safe, because he will always protect them, and nobody wants to mess with him. Like I said, Mathias is very strong and has a toned, fit, and very hot body. Mathias’s usually attract many girls, and they won’t get disappointed when they see his penis eighter, that is waay bigger than average. He is Also veeery sexy and handsome. Be careful around him because it is very easy to fall in love with those beautiful blue eyes. Mathias is also a big fan of candy, so dont let it into his sight if you want it for yourself, and also, he is not afraid to fart in front of you.

“Mathias is so hot, do you think I will have a shot?”

“No, Mathias has a girlfriend, and he is way out of your league anyways”

by Matematikk November 28, 2018

Mathias

MATHIAS got a bigger dick than everybody else, he is very cool, the best person in the world and he loves McDonalds.

Person: I got a big dick
Person2 No sorry, Mathias Got the biggest dick in the world.

by Midtnix June 3, 2019

Mathias

Given to those who possess a thick penis and irregularly placed pubic hair. Also, the upper body is unusually smaller than the lower body giving the image of a ridiculously fruity christmas tree.

Guy 1: I love masturbating to the sound of a door creaking.

Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!

Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.

by Miragemelody August 17, 2009