menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).

girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"

by BillieGoat June 12, 2013

MURDEr meat march

The month of reckoning where any man where murder his meat

Bruh I'm really bouta murder Meat march

by Juicynwordjuicethe3rd. December 29, 2019

No Memory March

No Memory March is where you can't remember anything for a month therefore you become retarded until April 1st

Person 1: why is everyone acting so retarded?

Person 2: oh you didn't hear? It's no memory March.

Person 1: no memory March? What the hell is no memory ma-

Person 1's memory: *forgets everything*

Person 1: *goes full retard*

by Novideosbecausewhynot66@gmail. February 5, 2020

Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

mel math

Somehow the person who isn't here for one of the bosses got a bigger split than the people who were here for the entire raid.

"3703.25 is Gary's split. 3703.13 is everyone's split."

"HuhhhH?? What the fuck is this Mel math?"

by Lmaokai1234 August 27, 2021

Meat mastery march

Third month of Sigma year. You may start feeling like a budhist monk, sharpened senses and control over your own thoughts always comes handy! The end goal is to master control over your own meat. It is still prohibited to jack off.

Mike:"James is on some buddhist shit I guess, bet it's the Meat mastery march."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

Menace to M’s March

Annoy the people who’s name starts with “M”!

Person - Yo Maxwell its Menace to M’s March
Maxwell - OH SHOOT

*person slaps Maxwell*

by VolcanicSalt March 8, 2024