Masternate

Slang, verb.

The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.

John loves to masternate Susan, telling everyone how he wants to bend her knee and fuck it with his dick.

by GGLeroy December 5, 2016

Masternate

When one rubs steak seasoning on their genitals before receiving oral sex

"Yeah she wanted to give me head, but I had to masternate before hand"

by DampedMaple March 13, 2020

Masternate

When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up

Masternate: When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up

Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again.

by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022

Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating

Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.

by CCdiemond September 13, 2014

mastercate

eat, snack, often confused with masterBate.

stop mastercating, i can see your wenis
don't mastercate, it'll ruin your appitite for me, baby, rawr!!!

by Anna and Jessa December 28, 2005

masterdate

n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.

Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

Masterhate

To violently hate punch your penis while u masterbate!

Jim was so lonely after his girlfriend left him for a other guy, he started masterhate himself on every occaision.

by Matc584 August 23, 2011