masterbize

An act of masturbation but in a Arnold Schwarzenegger kind of way.

*Arnold voice* "I off to masterbize my penis".

by Dienofboredom October 21, 2005

Mastermate

A partner you have with you when masterbating. Also a typo for masterbate.

Wow, you would make an excellent mastermate.

by I believe its not butter. December 6, 2009

Masterbite

When a boy sucks his own dick, mainly becuse he cant get a girl to do it for him

wow that was a great masterbite i just had

by Nadiia October 3, 2008

Masterliness

An indication of extreme approval and admiration. May be used towards any entity or object one desires to express extreme approval and/or admiration for. however, usually not used to describe girls. Maybe used with the prefix "the essence of", or by itself.

ok:

-"How was the concert?"
-"Masterliness!!"

"Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd is the essence of masterliness"

"The weather's masterliness"

Not ok:

"Damn, that girl's tits are the essence of masterliness!" <<this sounds corny

by General G. Thompsky May 4, 2010

Masterpiece Hours

The time period of which two good friends waste exuberant amount of time in Dota 2, time that which could otherwise be spent producing masterpiece levels of art and or other accomplishments.

Hey John, are you ready for our Masterpiece Hours? I'm really excited to spend an hour in a game of Dota 2 that we go on to lose.

by Jdot1998 February 27, 2023

anti-masterpiece

An anti-masterpiece is a work of "art" that is so terrible it boggles the mind. The more you look at it the more you see what is wrong with it, so you that you become lost in the chaotic universe that it has created. Anti-masterpieces cannot be created intentionally. They must be an attempt to create something good, but things have gone horribly wrong.

Some examples of anti-masterpieces are The Room (movie), the Congration You Done It cake, and the amateur restoration of the Jesus painting of 2012.

by \buffalo-brown December 8, 2019

Big Mac Masterpiece

The guy orders one juicy Big Mac and proceeds to stick it in his ass and make the girl eat it

The girl had a very delicious Big Mac masterpiece

by The big okie October 24, 2019