mary poppins

Usually a white woman who for some reason cannot resist black men no matter how unnattractive they are. They still hang around all their black children though. A Mary Poppins a wigger and will do white stuff like take her kids to soccer practice and stuff. But she still loves black men.

"Mariah Carey is a Mary Poppins"

"No she aint she half of one..."

mary poppins by KnowerOfAll December 18, 2005

Mary Poppins

A girl who has just had her virginity take.

Teenage Boy: Yo Mary Poppins.

Teenage Girl 1: (crying hysterically) Leave me alone!

Teenage Girl 2: You slut. Who'd you sleep with?

Mary Poppins by Dom Todger May 25, 2009

Mary Poppins

Christ! It means "virtually perfect in every way"

She is the Mary Poppins of the political world.
He is the Mary Poppins of chess.
They are the Mary Poppins of basketball.

Mary Poppins by Antipope12-4 September 11, 2016

Mary Poppins

When a woman inserts a toothpick umbrella down a man’s urethra and opens it, while pulling it back out.

Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom”

Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”

Mary Poppins by WeinerScreener June 25, 2021

Mary Poppins

A verb for doing something practically perfect in every way.

Past Tense: Damn homie, she just Mary Poppinsed that sh*t.
Present Participle: Give me a sec, I am Mary Poppinsing this sh*t real quick.
Future Tense: You got this homie, go Mary Poppins that sh*t.

Mary Poppins by halcyon.dazed March 16, 2023

Mary Poppins pussy

When your vaginally hole is on the rather larger size and ...its a bird..its a plane...no its fucking Texas up in that hole. A batch that just swallow large foreign objects with her vagina. No bueno

Dude 1: Shit, I bagged this batch last night, me and home put both fists , elbow deep!
Dude 2: Dan dawg... sounds like she's got a Mary Poppins pussy, stay away from that...shits dangerous AF!

Mary Poppins pussy by 1w0k3upl1k3th1s April 27, 2024

The upside down Mary Poppins 

The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.

Man last night was great until Sheila tried giving me the upside down Mary Poppins.

The upside down Mary Poppins by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022