Martin

Martin is a red head who still likes his ex even tho he knows she doesn’t like him

Martin is a simp for his ex;)

by Shiii idk November 21, 2021

Martin

A new unit of measurement based on the stature of a man called Martin (MT). A Martin is 5 Foot 6 inches or 167.64cm.

How tall was that guy? Approximately two Martin's

by Original Daniel Beddingfield June 23, 2020

Martin

The obese pig in the world who has a Fettish of fartIng

Girl1:OMG it smells horrible right here what is up with the smell!
Girl2:OMG it’s Martin the fartin RUN!

by Digga ligga September 12, 2020

Martin

1. To trip and fall for no reason

"whoa! I almost martined down those steps!"
"When I try to run I always martin."

by Lilly White Moreno Valley November 19, 2005

Martin

Has a fat cock loves fortnite and titties. Loves him some carne asada . He can be a real dickhead. And He will fuck your bitch like for real watch her before he comes.

Martin just fucked my girl bro he’s a asshole

by Yshhdjd April 28, 2018

Martin

He's shy and antisocial but very sweet any girl would be blessed to have him in her life. He always has your back very fun to be around he's cool and laid back gives the best advice.

Martin is a good friend 😊🙂

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 23, 2019

Martin

'Martin' is used when somebody says a bad joke which nobody found funny. It is said after the joke has been said, to the person who said it.
It is named after a pupil from a school in Kent.

Boy 1: I might go and buy a hotdog..
Boy 2: How hot's the dog?
Boy 1: Martin..

by Alex Vogel February 25, 2008