Martin

A cool guy.

Hey, you're pretty cool.
Thanks, I know that I'm pretty Martin.

by Camillaaa April 22, 2019

Martin

Martin is a red head who still likes his ex even tho he knows she doesn’t like him

Martin is a simp for his ex;)

by Shiii idk November 21, 2021

Martin

The obese pig in the world who has a Fettish of fartIng

Girl1:OMG it smells horrible right here what is up with the smell!
Girl2:OMG it’s Martin the fartin RUN!

by Digga ligga September 11, 2020

Martin

1. To trip and fall for no reason

"whoa! I almost martined down those steps!"
"When I try to run I always martin."

by Lilly White Moreno Valley November 21, 2005

Martin

He's shy and antisocial but very sweet any girl would be blessed to have him in her life. He always has your back very fun to be around he's cool and laid back gives the best advice.

Martin is a good friend 😊🙂

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 23, 2019

Martin

Has a fat cock loves fortnite and titties. Loves him some carne asada . He can be a real dickhead. And He will fuck your bitch like for real watch her before he comes.

Martin just fucked my girl bro he’s a asshole

by Yshhdjd May 31, 2018

Martin

'Martin' is used when somebody says a bad joke which nobody found funny. It is said after the joke has been said, to the person who said it.
It is named after a pupil from a school in Kent.

Boy 1: I might go and buy a hotdog..
Boy 2: How hot's the dog?
Boy 1: Martin..

by Alex Vogel February 27, 2008