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Person 1: did you watch milk mans new video
Person 2: who?
Person 3: ted idiot.
by Alastair2828 May 25, 2021
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He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
by memes124 April 7, 2021
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Someone who has a strange obsession with milking older pregnant women.
Hide your mother! The mommy milk man is here and wants to make his morning delivery!
by GotBUSH November 22, 2016
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