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Is an MMORPG from Korea designed for 11 year old asian kids who have nothing better to do. The graphic sucks and so is the point of the game. This game is being popularized to rich white kids because most of them are spoiled brats who can buy 32 years worth of nx and waste $500 on some fat internet/game girlfriend. The point of the game is waste 15 hours to gain 10% of experience to gain a level you will have to buy 2x exp nx whore cards to be able to earn enough exp to lvl up. To get rich in the game you will have to spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars to buy dumb scrolls that fail 99.9% of the time to make weapons stronger by 1 point. 90% of maple players are NX wh0res meaning

-they type like this:

zOMG aZnCha0x99drag0nNarutoSasukeANIMEvi3t did u liek see my friendz0rz he asked for some mesarz lul xD <3.

-they also wouldnt talk to you if you dont have nx.

GTFO DAM NOOB

-they wont help anyone

Newbie: Excuse me, how can I get to Henesys
Nx Wh0re: z0mg Darkn3ssSakuraNARUTOSASUKE0028163 this noob is talking to me.

The most idiotic BS of all is that you can get married in this game. i mean c'mon. Do i need to say anything about that? Kids are getting married in an online game to people they do not know.

This game is really addictive and dumb.
Spoiled NX WH0re in maplestory: Hey mom can I have $300? I need to buy my character Naruto773419204 a new pet.

No life kid: L> PQ EXPERIENCED @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

FAt no life kid looking for a gf in a game: Looking for gf must b lvl 50 with nx must be experienced@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Another fat no life kid: Hey HinaROSe(someanimename)-0.334342 wanna be my gf?

PRo: hey dude you want my account i found life and i wanna quit this game.
by ipwnyourdad April 1, 2008
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MapleStory

Maplestory is a highly addictive game where, initially, 'no life' tweens can hide behind their computer screens and have the life and friends they never had in real life, but in pixels. You can level up by shooting rainbows at mushrooms and snails, marry other pedophiles, and have "friends". You can also build your reputation based on the amount of Nexon you have, how bitchy and annoying you are, and how many pixel boyfriends/girlfriends you can pick up at the same time. Also based on how many opposite (or same) gender pixels want to date your pixel.

Stupid aassssss shit in which 10 year old asian girls (and boys) can pose as 17 year old model/stripper/emo/scene/whatever else is out there via pictures available on google and post them on their fake myspaces to impress the 40 year old pedophiles who then insist on "marrying" their pixels.

Also the reason for the recent stock market crash because of all the 10 year olds spending $300+ of their parents money a week on "NX" to make their pixels "pimped" with gay clothes and shit. If you don't have at least 12+ hours to spend daily on Maplestory you will go through what is called mild to severe "MS Withdrawal".
10 year old: "OMG i hate school I have no friends I wanna go talk to my Maplestory boyfriend and my Maplestory friends."
Normal 10 year old: "What if their 40 year old pedos?"
10 year old: "SHUT UP THEIR REAL TO ME!"

10 year old *steals picture of scene girl from google and posts it on fake myspace*
Maplestory Pedo: "Omg you're so hot lets get married."
10 year old: "Omg i kno im so hot arent i."

10 year old: "MOM I NEED 300 DOLLARS FOR MORE NEXON I HAVE TO BE THE MOST POPULAR PIXEL ON MAPLESTORY"

10 year old: "Omg i havent played maplestory in 3 hours" *twitches*
by WHATtheEFF? June 19, 2009
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the game that ex-runescape players play when they get tired of runescape. its that much better...
"do you play runescape?"

"not any more, maplestory is way better. i remember playing runescape. it sucked badly."
by notaznbutmexi-Can March 18, 2009
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1.You usually get sucked into this game by your friends, which fail school to play this load of ass. You start out on a plank of wood with some whiny bitch yelling at you. She doesn't shut up until you give her some attention.

Then you go into a tree, wearing this genital-crunching apple suit. Clever huh? Apple, in a tree. HAHAHAAHAHA, we're all laughing, cause it's so creative and new.

It takes about 10000 hours to gain a level. You might get addicted but after a while it gets boring. It is said to be better than runescape. An upside is that it's too gay for pedophiles. That's about it.

2.An excellent way to end your life.

3.Gay.

4. Makes you switch genders.
person 1: OMG i TOTALLY PWNED THAT MUTHA FKIN MUSROOM LAST NITE LOL111!!!wtf111!!!

person 2: Oh, you're a noob. I can pwn 24 mushrooms at a time, so you lose at life. Go hang yourself.

Another person #1: Hey, I'm really horny. Wanna makeout?

Another person #2: FUCK NO, MAN!!! I'm PWning some snails now! UBER PWNAGE!11111!!!

Another nother person #1: Hey, you should probably do your algebra homework instead of playing maplestory all day.

Another nother person #2: HAHAHA! That's for LOSERS! I'll just act sick or somethin and somehow pull off an A+! MY plan is foolproof! I'm gonna go talk on vent now. STFU NuB!1!!11lol!11!
by blue ackie February 23, 2008
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MapleStory

A highly addictive mmorpg that started with BETA in 2004 and was released towards the end of 2005. Even right now, there are hundreds of thousands of players. Probably even millions. This game is popular amongst different age groups and people of maturity level. It is extremely addictive and repetitive, yet fun.

You start as a beginner, citizen, and such. Then you can choose many different jobs, including new ones that were added like Wild Hunter, Battle Mage and Mechanics.. The game was once tedious due to difficulty and time wasted in leveling up, but it was improved. Imagine how the people who worked their asses off got to level 200 in the past and found out it is easier to level now?

MapleStory seems to be the only game that seems truly free and all benefits and advantages in their cash shop are time limited which makes the game fair to "free" players. Unfortunately, the game also has numerous jerks, morons, hackers and kill-stealers. This game has potential, and can be fun, but the community and hackers may turn you away. It sure did for me!

MOST people in this game can't share and think they own an entire map for themselves. There are only 20 channels and probably 13,000 people wanting to train in the same place. This game is like virtual drama all day, everyday.
*Person 1 is killing Twisted Jesters in MapleStory until Person 2 came along.*

Person 2: Yo, this is my map. cc plzzz before I ks you
Person 1: If I keep ccing for everyone, then where would I go?
Person 2: i dunno but if you stay I will ks u

--

*102 people are in the free market in channel 1 and someone disconnected everyone from the game and it's been going on for days without stopping*

--

*You just logged on into a map that you were in previously that is highly populated*

Stranger: cc plzzzzzz i was here first

--

*You are killing monsters and someone shows up on the map and wasn't happy you were already there. S/he claims you were ksing, so they call a high level friend to come bully you*
by Bubbles665 February 20, 2011
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Maplestory

A roleplay game that is very addicting. It becomes boring around level 50. There are different jobs:
Rouge, Bowman, Magician, and Warrior.
You advance to one of those at level 10. (8 for magician)
Once you get to level 30, you choose the next path you're going. There are many different choices, but choose wisely.

It is very chibi, and there are various noobs. There are also "hidden maps", called "hidden-streets."

The official website is:
www.mapleglobal.com
And you can't join Scania, because its full.
In the game, Maplestory, message nightwingz. (I'm on Scania)
Good luck. :
by Rei. July 11, 2006
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damn good mmorpg. kinda like the old super mario games, but with an rpg and change-ur-clothes twist.
bob: yo, i play Everquest and its da bomb
me: everquest sux cuz u gotta pay
bob: well maplestory just plain sux
me: but its free :)
by pikle March 2, 2005
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