Manchester Projects

One of the most feared and worst neighborhoods in the Burque, and all the 505.

Unless you know someone living there you should not wander in.

Oye, where is that pachanga at..?

In the Manchester Projects, vamos.

Chale. I can't I have kids.

by Larry_Legend May 12, 2011

Manchester Method

A contraceptive method.
The act of swilling out the vaginal canal with Coca-Cola to prevent conception.

Did you use a condom? Nahh, we used the Manchester Method.

by Coffee Drinker August 19, 2017

Manchester

a game invented in Blearwater, Florida. The game involves at least two participants where one participant is to say something definitive, such as: "I will _____, I'm going to ______, I'd _______, I'm tryna ______, etc." Once the participant makes this statement, another participant can say "Manchester," which will then require the first participant to fulfill the statement they had stated within 24 hours (or a specified time frame decided by the participant calling the Manchester). If the original statement is not fulfilled within the given time frame, then the participant who called the Manchester is then enabled to slap the participant who made the original statement, with any level of force decided by the the person doing the slapping. The only way to counteract getting Manchestered is if the participant who made the definitive statement says "Liverpool" IMMEDIATELY AFTER MAKING THE DEFINITIVE STATEMENT. You can't say it before, middle, or during the statement being made.

Person 1: i'm gonna fucking kill myself

Person 2: Manchester

Person 1: fuck

by MEMECHESTER August 15, 2018

The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.

Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.

by Stellar255 May 5, 2018

Manchester handshake

a common sight in the north of England is a man walking down the street with his hands down his pants, playing with his balls. Should he meet an acquaintance, they will invariably shake hands and exchange ball sweat.

They fired me on Monday, so I gave my boss a Manchester handshake...

by gerrouadat July 18, 2013

Manchester

Manchester is by far the best city in the UK.

Home to the Printworks, the Trafford Centre and Manchester arndale and famous for two premiership teams Manchester United and Manchester City.
Best looking people!

Manchester is sick!

by asfoghrnldf February 9, 2010

Manchester City

The football club in Manchester that West Ham fans support.

There's this great club called Manchester City. They're buzzin.

by jay66uk July 21, 2006