Old man hole-in-one

As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.

That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.

by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020

Man-hoe

A fun and interesting way of saying fuckboy... Typically a young male who thinks it's funny to date 27 girls since 3rd grade. Always rude and makes you feel ugly, even when he dates uglier

Girl: Look! There's Bronson!
Girl 2: OMG, I heard he's dating Melanie this week...
Girl: Wow...
Girl 2: yeah, such a man-hoe

by Goodcupofjo December 15, 2016

man hoe

a man who flirts and goes with every girl in site or in school

Andre Scott is my dog but he is a man hoe.

by BR33ZY_BR33 January 20, 2008

man hoe

a man hoe is someone who eats a lot of dick, will suck on your tinny cock, and has a lot of girls he throws in the trash.

there is a man hoe coming

by bigjose November 22, 2018

Man-hole Cover

Tampon Jam Rag

Fred always found it intensely embarrasing when his mum sent him down to the shops for man-hole covers.

by Jim November 20, 2003

black man hops

A very large vertical jump. The phrase comes from the stereotype that all men of African descent have above average vertical jump.

Kobe has black man hops!

by loljonolol June 18, 2006

Man-Hoe

Someone who dumps a girl because they can...

Kaplan is a man-hoe...

by Little.Miss.Bitch April 23, 2010