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one-man blumpkin

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce
"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."
by poops mcallister July 3, 2006
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One Man Army

A perk in Modern Warfare 2. It allows you to change between classes at any time in the match. This perk replaces the player's secondary weapon. Usually frowned upon in online matches.
Damn it! I just got shot down by a n00b with One Man Army.
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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One Man's LOL is another Man's WTF?

A simile/idiom similar in meaning to "one man's trash is another man's treasure" only, in this case, it means that what is funny to one person may be offensive to someone else.
Tom: "Man, I told this hilarious joke last night. Everyone laughed but Bob. He was a douche and said the joke was offensive."

Dick: "Don't worry about it, dude. One man's LOL is another man's WTF?"
by songwriterz October 17, 2012
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One Man Thumb War

Sexual act involving masturbating a girl, then having hand fall into the vagina without much effort. Man then begins to make thumb war motions inside girl. Works best on a loose girl.
I was totally getting it on with Darcy, and I put my hand down there, but it was a total one man thumb war not even a minute in.
by Kegan Godbey September 7, 2005
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one man waltz

Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.
by 'The' Ace February 1, 2005
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One Man's

AN ANCIENT PROVERB that echoes alternatives to "one man's trash is another man's treasure", except the two men are gay. Has sexual connotations. Can be used in all contexts especially the workplace. Fundamental speech to impress your homosexual boss (eg. wELL SIR. AS THEY SAY, ___________.)
one man's ___ is another man's ____:

eg. one mans business is another mans christmas

one mans balls is another mans ALLS

one mans testicles is another mans BESTICLES

one mans testes are a nother mans besties

one mans orgasm is another mans spasms

one mans cum is another mans RUM

ONE MANS ANUS MAKES ANOTHER MAN FAMOUS

one mans shaft is another mans raft

one mans rim is another mans hymn

one mans pleasure is another mans treasure

one mans hole is another mans goal

one mans ass is another mans YAASSSSS

one mans ab is another mans grab

one mans prick is another mans lick

one mans member is another mans december

one mans ride is another mans hide

one mans behind is another mans grind

one mans nipples are another mans temples

one mans prostate is another mans estate

one mans face is another mans garage space
by breastateestate October 25, 2017
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One Man Gangbang

When one man starts a gangbang and no one taps him out because he's just that good.
Amanda: Hey look at Billy go

Sarah: Yea, he's a regular one man gangbang

Or

Amanda: hey Sarah how's your ass feeling today?

Sarah: Surprisingly not bad after having Billy, The One Man Gangbang. He's gentle!
by TeamNoSleep420 December 15, 2017
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