Man

An adult human male. With a male sex organ called Penis.
One day a man walked into the store to buy gift for his wife.
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A piece of work. Noble in reason, infinite in faculties, express and admirable in form and moving, in action like an angel, in apprehension like a god. The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals. A quintessence of dust. In spite of all this, still not particularly delightful.
William Shakespeare, Abraham Lincoln, David Beckham, Catherine of Aragon, Julie Christie, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Maximilien Robespierre, John Hughes, Thomas Aquinas, Jawaharlal Nehru, Sergei Eisenstein, Pancho Villa, Sun Tzu, Marie Curie, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Johannes Gutenberg, Amelia Earhart, Adolf Hitler, Ethel Merman, Walt Disney, Cai Lun, Sitting Bull, Robert Pattinson, Rutherford B. Hayes, Jorge Luis Borges, Mary Shelley, Suleiman the Magnificent, Che Guevara, Chuck Norris, Werner Herzog, Agatha Christie, Boris Pasternak, Moses Maimonedes, Cecil B. DeMille, Phillip Glass, Nelson Mandela, Coco Chanel, Rumi, Rick Astley, Fritz Lang, Ashton Kutcher, Ernest Hemingway, D.W. Griffith, Mikhail Gorbachev, John Calvin, Luke Bean, Jerry Seinfeld, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Stanley Kubrick, Angela Lansbury, Joan of Arc, Tenzing Norgay, Patrick Swayze, Pericles, Daniel Webster, Elizabeth Taylor, Mansa Musa, Tom Cruise, Chou En Lai, etc. etc.
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A type of human generally hated or wanted killed by all feminists
Stupid Whore: OMG!!!! A...man... said hi to me during work I am so bringing him to court because he totally word raped my ears.
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Dear diary, today I looked on the Internet and found that the mortals on urban dictionary were confused as to what a man was. People obsessed with sandwiches? Who belittle the fairer sex? All of these are true of course, but I felt that I could come up with a much more brief definition. Now that I've hopefully enlightened the mortals, I think I'll go out this evening for pleasure, the night is still young!
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A masculine human being, that in his first 9 months of life he tries to get out of the place that he tries to get in the rest of his life
He is not a woman, he is a man! See his adams apple!!
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He who pisseth against the wall.
- King James Bible, 1 Kings 16:11
King James Bible - 1 Kings 16:11
English Revised Version
And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he smote all the house of Baasha: he left him not a single man child, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.
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1)A person who is constantly being put down by female catholic school teachers, feminists, bad girlfriends, and the media.
That man is such an asshole.

Men are always pretending to be better than women.

Men need to recognize women's rights!

Men are nice. (Never heard this from a woman)
by RuneStormberg July 11, 2008
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