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My dad

My dad has not been found yet.
by Baby crackhead420x69 June 24, 2022
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My dad

Somebody who loves milk. They love it so much they disappear like EDP445 career
Hey is your dad going to the party

:my dad said he’s getting milk he hasn’t came back for 40 years
by Mydadgone445 November 7, 2022
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My Dad

If you are reading this you are My Dad
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My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be
My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back
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my dad!

My dad! eashed my pain lasht night!
by Joble ve Jashon October 1, 2003
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my dad is a asshole

Your dad sucks
He isn’t just one of those sorta mean dads
No
He’s one of those abusive ones

It can be any abuse

Hell he probably doesn’t even show emotion either

He doesn’t think people who are gay are embarrassements to the world, and transgender are rapist
That blacks are monsters
He loves to drink
He also gives you this fucking creepy ass vibb and likes it when you hug him so you try to fucking avoid him as much as possible

He has like no Hobbies and likes to do chores all day and when you try to help him he refuses but then he says he’s the only god damn person in the house that does what there suppose to
And basically everyone on his side of the family sucks too and get this he doesn’t understand your crippling depression and anxiety because he doesn’t have empathy either
He is atleast one of these

He is just a fucking asshole
Brosicle dude #1 : lmao my dude u want to do some sick fucking moves on our skate boards at the skate park
Brosicle dude #2 : my home slice I can’t my dad is a asshole and broke my fucking skateboard cos I didn’t clean the dishes even tho I offered to but he said no I’m going to do it
Brosicle dude #1 : shit man what a asshole
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My dad Owns Microsoft

The Signature Phrase for any 11-12 year old in an attempt to try to flex what they don't have. These kids are mostly on xbox and/or minecraft
Man:*Winning against child*
Kid: Your a hacker, my dad owns microsoft
by THICCBOU May 16, 2018
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