Platonic musician crush

A non-Romantic desire to have a relationship with a musician that would allow you to see them (or their band) live any time for free

P1: Oh my god, I just saw Sum 41 live and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Deryck whibley!
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?

by Skumfuk4ever August 14, 2022

Musician

1. A crazy person
2. A person with serious commitment issues(ie. Too much commitment)
3.diary burner, social chameleon, flamboyant chaos magnet, also nervous introvert

Only a friend of a musician or a musician would understand these definitions. Lol

by Gay&loveWomen May 27, 2022

Musician

Anyone who can manage to put their song on the internet

"Everybody is a musician"

by Dee_I_R June 25, 2021

Raccoon Musician

An artist who digs through the discarded scraps of other people’s creativity—lyrics, aesthetics, styles, half-ideas—and patches them together like trash couture. Not sampling or homage… just rummaging through other artists’ dumpsters for content.

“His whole mixtape sounds like he raided three SoundCloud rappers’ recycle bins. Man’s a Raccoon Musician.”

by Buddieizreal November 17, 2025

Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024

hopeless musician

a guy who hopelessly make music without worrying about getting something in return, music isn’t just music to them, it’s more than that and ideally they say goodbye to their virginity.

Guy 1: Man, he’s a hopeless musician, he’s never gonna get a pussy.
Guy 2: Yea dawg, mfs gonna die virgin

by punk plato October 20, 2021