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Lacey Mosely

The lead singer of the christian-rock group Flyeaf. As a child, Lacey suffered from severe depression, and got into drugs. She moved out of her mother's small house into her grandparents' larger one, where she realized that neither having money nor being poor made her happy. She contemplated suicide, but shortly after, her grandmother dragged her to their local church, where the preacher told her that God could save her, and take away her pain. She agreed to try it out. Lacey also had a throat tumor, and after praying to God, the tumor misteriously disappeared, something her doctors could never explain. With her renewed faith, Lacey and a few other musicians started the band Flyleaf, which came out with their self-titled debut album in 2005. It rocks, but they're basically living off of it and really need to come out with some new stuff.
Lacey Mosely was saved by God, but her music is still freaking amazing!
by caoimhin92 July 1, 2008
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Rowdy Moses

Having rough sex with a girl on her period. As if you are parting the red sea.
Debbie: Did you guys get it on after the movie last night?
Samantha: Yeah, I'm on my period but he gave me a Rowdy Moses.
by Jarbs December 22, 2012
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Moser

1) Direct decendants from the line of Eld. The last bloodline to survive from the long ago Gunslingers(the keepers of peace, the protectors, earth guardians). Some say St. Michael himself requested these souls to help lead God's army, but God blessed mortal man by turning them into human form (if one could call any Moser a mere "human"). As of today, there are four Moser males from the REAL bloodline alive. May they save us all.

2) Extremely talented. Having the strength of a thousand men. Ninja-like reflexes. Superior intelligence. Warriors of the light. All knowing. Righteous.

3) To make extremely complex tasks appear effortless.
"If only Moser was here...all those people wouldn't of died."
"Damn...his draw was like lighting...it's almost like he has a hand of a Moser!"
"Wow. He sure Moser'd that entire S.W.A.T. team."
"Last nights winner on Jeporady sure Moser'd his oppenents."
"If only Bush had some Moser in him...we would have won the war by now."
"If I was Moser enough, I'd fight you right now."
by Roland Deschain December 14, 2008
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Lil Mosey

A decent rapper when he has a song written down but sucks ass at freestyling
Lil Mosey's XXL Freshman cypher:
"God damn, I feel like the man"
"Freshman of the year I woke up like *awkward pause* the man"
it only gets worse from there
by Leninaut March 18, 2020
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Moseltov

Moseltov on your new baby!
by Fueledby... June 20, 2008
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Moses twist

This that victory dance when you are alone and no one's looking.
You can do whatever the fuck you feel like doing, that's the Moses twist.
After calling some hussies and lining up a root for the night I busted the Moses twist, got dressed, and went out 2 hit that shit.
by Munga_146 December 2, 2010
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Moseboob

When a woman's nipples are actually Mr. Mosbey's (from The Suite Life of Zach and Cody) face.
Damn that girl got a nice rack of moseboobs!
by Moseboobies March 3, 2016
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