Taking Dick Modifier

This is the one of the key factors in finding a girl's hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. Normally, women are rated solely based off boobs, ass, face, etc...However, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking dick modifier, or TDM.

To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.

TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.

Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??

Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.

**Hot Girl leaves**

Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??

Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.

by genghis khan swaggggg October 10, 2011

modifried

modifying your Linux installation just to end up bricking your whole system; can be applied to hardware as well

"I was trying to get conky to work on my Arch installation and I ended up locking myself out of the computer!" "So you didn't just modify your computer, but you also modifried it?"

by Yodog8686 April 10, 2013

Mobified

Mobified is when Mob (Mob psycho 100) draws a fictional character in its art-style and it turns out better then how the character looks

Person A: what happened to Reigen Arataka?? and why is he so much better drawn??

Person B: He got mobified

by pee_pee February 23, 2022

mopified

Annoyed, unhappy, sad, frustrated

I was totally mopified when I had to cycle up another steep hill after six hours in the saddle.

by Slinky Malinki April 12, 2023

Modifried

A simple change that ends up being irreversible..

The fridge door won't shut - I guess your Father modifried it...

by NemisisConLLC October 5, 2010

Moodified

Moody, Tempramental.

Used in the Broadway musical "Wicked," by G(a)linda to describe her boyfriend.

He's been distant, and moodified, and he's been thinking, which really worries me.

by Hedwig466 September 30, 2010

Madified

People mad at others for stealing our "ghettofied" word. I cam up with.

I am so madified at thes ghettofied people.

by Lauren2244 July 29, 2011