modified sand

modified sand is sand but modified. so what is it really? is it modified sand or is it sand that has been modified? Anyways, sand is cool, so that means that modified sand is even cooler. modified sand is cool, because its modified sand, not just because its modified sand but it is modified sand. Also modified sands are sd cards btw.

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by SideTrail April 28, 2021

phrenetically modified

Political chiropractic cranial enlargement perk for low browed billionaires with superiority complexes.

President Trump's smart pills from Dr Oz phrenetically modified his skull so quickly his toupee nearly flew beyond the US Space Force territorial boundary.

by [e-mail] February 16, 2023

face modifier

Camera term for turning the flash off and setting the shutter speed to 1/4000th Sec

Q -How do I make this portrait picture look better?
A .Use the face modifier/

by The Camera Always Lies May 9, 2018

Modified Meekins

When you do the heimlich on someone when they’re choking on fried pickles and they pee on you and you realize that’s your kind.

“song she did a modified meekins and I came”

by leedleLeen July 15, 2023

genetically modified oscar

An mutant Oscar Huitron with 9 legs. Known for its acid breath and "loving you as well" as opposed to loving you too. Drives a broken down Chevrolet Impala and English is his second language.

Watch out for that Genetically modified oscar. He might give you a verbal.

by The original el chapo June 8, 2018

Modified 5 Finger

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.

The Modified 5 Finger is quite satisfying and much less prone to arthritis inflammation.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

The Modified Halvie

Short for a modified half day off in which a rostered half day off is "modified" to include the rest of the same day culminating in a full day off.

Not to be confused with the "Super Halvie", a rumored to be mythical creation in which one takes the Friday afternoon halvie and the consecutive Monday morning allowing the "halver" to enjoy a partial long weekend.

J-Dizzle: "Happy Thursday afternoon Phantom, are you taking the modified halvie tomorrow?"

Phantom: "Well a good morning to you too J-Dizzle! I am indeed taking the modified halvie tomorrow!"

J-Dizzle: "You aren't attempting a super-halvie are you? They're only in fairytales and J-HO Surg aren't they?"

Phantom: .....

by Ze PHanom June 3, 2013