MJ

Michael Johnston, looks like a penis with a dirty stash. Someday he will shave it. His girlfriend has fat rolls, i fucked them. e loves em fat, and plays with his bat. He also scissors dayly:)

hey MJ, what a fag.

by flashito May 21, 2008

MJ

One of the greatest posters in forum history.

MJ stands for Mental Jacker.

MJ Is so cool.

Mental Jacker kicks ass.

by Ric March 6, 2004

Mj

Short for Mark-James, probably the most georgeous, sexy, wondeful most talented caring, christians this side of forver! the male mary poppins- practically perfect in every way. Deserves to win an award for just being his indreibly sensitive self.

"Mj is one buff mofo"
"Mj is more fine that your mum's ass"

by shel November 28, 2004

MJ

Boxers, Shirts && Pajamas

HEY MJ!
The Hanes Man Himself!

by GoshDawn June 19, 2008

mj

Short for Mark-James, probably the most georgeous, sexy, wondeful most talented caring, christian this side of forver! the male mary poppins- practically perfect in every way. Deserves to win an award for just being his indreibly sensitive self.

"mj is one buff mofo"
"mj is finer than your mum's ass"

by shel November 29, 2004

MJ

Morning Joint

Hey, I just woke up. I'll have an MJ before I leave for office.

by theGodWithManyWords November 29, 2016

mj

Michael "Whoopin" Joseph

Damn he went full MJ on that guy!

by draalin January 24, 2018