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turd missile

Projectile shit nugget in which shoots from ass under extreme pressure
Aidan ate 12 licorice sticks, a can of baked beans and a jar of prune juice. He sat on the toilet and shot a turd missile which caused a huge displacement of water.
by Todd the turd Wilson February 27, 2014
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Sud Missile

A can of beer.

A play on the military word 'scud missile'.
When I went over to my buddy's house we watched some football, smoked some heaters, and had like 30 sud missiles.
by Statefootball November 3, 2014
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Secret Missing Episode

"Secret Missing Episode" are a series of YouTube videos. The videos usually begin with some variation of "This is the Secret Missing Episode of (name of show). It was never aired because (some disgusting reason). Warning: You must be at least (ridiculous age, often accompanied with the requirement to do or have done a vulgar act) to watch." The video then, using text-to-speech software such as Speakonia, features the characters from the show, usually discussing their homosexuality. These videos usually follow the same formula as Barney Bunch videos do.
"This is the Secret Missing Episode of Futurama. It was never aired because it made everyone cum. Warning, you must be at least 208,346,450,342 years old and have had sex with Drew Pickles seven times to watch.

Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."
by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008
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Missing You

no matter what turns life takes, no matter how much time has passed, missing someone doesn't change anything. It's a statement with no expectation. Nothing else. Just know you are loved.
When all is silent, I'm Missing You
by #whileyoucan May 1, 2015
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mississippi birdbath

Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.
My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.
by C-Lo Diggity February 12, 2008
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Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.
Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!
by BoDizzler February 4, 2010
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missouri wheelbarrow

When a woman plows a dude in the ass while holding his legs and he walks across the room on his hands.
Candice wad thrilled when her husband requested a missouri wheelbarrow on valentines day.

Steve said he feels closest to his wife when she gives him a missouri wheelbarrow.

After receiving a blumpkin, Joe thought it would be only fitting to let Crystal give him a missouri wheelbarrow .
by McBiscuit10 February 14, 2015
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