by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006
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An expression based on swear words that are less offensive. e.g. Shite is a minced oath of shit, and feck is a minced oath of fuck.
by Matthew850 September 21, 2006
by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023
Happens mainly when you have just been told off/dissed/burned. This is a failed attempt to put some ice on that burn, or to insult them back. When you make a horrible come back that nobody gets or is just plain weak, making you look like even more of a fool.
Max: "We're out of butter"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"
by Coolging805 June 13, 2011
West of Scotland slang meaning someone (usually a woman) who just lies still during sex, making no effort whatsoever.
She was a looker and I thought I'd be in for a good time but she just lay there like a bag of mince.
by Putins Lady September 16, 2006
"I knew I should have been more thorough when wiping my harris earlier.......I'm gonna have murder removing my mince medallions now"
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by THE PHANTOM RASPBERRY BLOWER January 15, 2010