Miltenberg

There is this little town on the Main River located in the region of Franconia Germany, That is called Miltenberg. The locals refer to it as the "Pearl of the Main." It's pretty, it's romantic & well known for it's local beer called "Fist Beer" (Faust Bier) Plus; It's done up in the old Bavarian style called Fachwerk. (pronounced Fock -Verk) Every year they throw a hoe-down called the Michaelismesse. A local 2 week party in the end of August that is similar to a U.S. state or county fair just done German style.

Franconia Miltenberg

by Americangoneabroad December 15, 2010

Milton High School

It's a public high school in Milton Massachusetts. Basically if you aren't rich rich you come here if you live in Milton. To be fair most of the kids aren't awful, just entitled to some extent (some more than others). There's kind of a nicotine problem here, mainly because when you have a ton of kids who lack common sense living in a town with nothing interesting to do, they'll vape and drink everywhere they go. So yeah on average there's like always one kids vaping in the bathroom, but other than that the school is aight. Sorry to say that our sports teams aren't great, most suck. But hey most of our kids go to trade school or college so that's p cool.

I went to Milton High School, there was a big sign outside the boys restroom that read, "DONT PEE IN THE JUUL ROOM"

by Suk Mik Hok March 3, 2019

Milton, NH

The tinyiest town in NH that has absolutely NOTHING going for it. There are monthly bomb threats, fire drills, and of course, completely RETARDED people.

People who live in Milton, NH are ashamed to say so.

by Sarah Mathews December 9, 2008

Milton Berle

To pull out just enough to win a game and/or bet. It is said that whenever someone wanted to bet Milton Berle that they had a bigger penis, Milton always accepted the challenge. He never lost a bet. Not only that, he never pulled his entire penis out. He only pulled out enough to win.

That was a Milton Berle game by the Cavs. They could've won by a lot more if they wanted to.

by cleve25 November 29, 2011

Miltoned

To have rights, privileges, and/or other amenities revoked over a period of time with apparent intent of making the Miltonee want to leave. Derived from the Milton character in the movie Office Space, who constantly had his cubicle moved and office supplies removed against his protestations.

Since last year, my boss has taken away lunch breaks, given my job to an intern, and made me share my cubicle with Smelly Mel from Marketing - I'm totally getting Miltoned!

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

milter filter

Both good and evil, this term describes a person, a situation, or a thing. This is essentially the exact same as a mother fucker, but is more fun to say.

1. Check out that meat spinning milter filter in his Hummer talking on an iPhone! (insult)

2. Lindsey just drank Jimmy under the table. What a highly dangerous badass milter filter! (compliment)

3. Milter filter! Couldn't you have at least puked in the toilet? (bad situation)

4. Dude, where's my car? I could have sworn I parked that milter filter here. (thing)

5. You had sex with my mom? You milter filter! (???)

by Battoo May 20, 2008

Lake Milton

A place in Ohio that is beautiful to visitors and a hell hole for people who live there. It sounds like it was pretty cool around the 20's or whenever-- Craig Beach used to be a little amusement park with roller coasters, water slides, food stalls and cabins. Seriously, look it up. More recently, however, If the undiscovered dead bodies in the lake don't scare you off, I'm sure the drug dealers, gangs, rampant fuck boys, furries and E. coli will.

People from Kent : "Where the fuck is Lake Milton?"
People from Lake Milton: "Trust me, you don't want to know. Don't look for us."

by {FunnyBunny} December 8, 2015