Micropenis

Zaid

he has a zaid (a micropenis)

by Local Zaid Hater August 28, 2023

Micropenis

When you’ve played fantasy football for 16 years but you have the same record as they guy who joined just to make jokes and drink beer.

Haha, that micropenis talks a lot of shit for a guy who’s 1 and 7.

by Jarvis Javar javarius Jamar October 28, 2018

micropenis

A tree getting raped by a dog

Look at that micropenis! ewww!

by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024

MicroPenis

Nick Oquendo

Nick has a MicroPenis

by Ehhddheurheh January 20, 2020

Micropenis

Something I can't get rid of

Me: I wish I didn't have a micropenis
Doctor: Sorry son it's un-fixable

by Blitziskool May 11, 2021

Micropenis

Ian Gully's Penis

Ian paid a hooker to suck his Micropenis, but she died of laughter.

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

Micropenis

When a male, shemale, or transgender's penis can be measured with a zero-to-one inch micrometer.

Rumor has it that Shinqua has a huge clitoris, but last night I found out she actually has a micropenis.

by LowKeyNatureGuy July 6, 2022