Midas Touch

Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.

I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.

by Gantalopian May 3, 2010

midas

Colloquial shortening for "Might as well". Nothing better to do.

Midas.

by toteswayheapsawes December 10, 2010

Mindasm

Its a word used to desribe a orgasm but in your mind

Damn dude that girls soo hot she gave me a mindasm
Dude I so just had a mindasm

by Chopescrewed August 20, 2010

Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.

Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag

by supshp August 25, 2013

Midas

Smash, thats one word to describe him 🤷 ♂️, hes an amazing boyfriend and his cuddle skills are 🔛🔝, plus hes very very cool >:

'Woah man do you see that guy?'
"Yeah, thats midas hes very handsome ngl"
'Man, i would smash'
"Yeah i know, who wouldnt"

by Dilflover2000 October 22, 2023

Pink Midas Touch

Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.

Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.

by cAcaNOClouds August 12, 2013

King Midas balls

Golden ball syndrome

King Midas balls are very very good and yummy

by King Crowe April 15, 2022