Med-time

Med-time- the time of day when people ingest chemicals intended to aid in sleep.

My wife was asking for sex but it was med-time. Sorry honey I'm getting ready for bed.
All of my patients get excited just around med-time. It's the highlight of there day.
My kids are a nightmare I cannot wait for med-time.

by Suxatore2022 June 20, 2022

Med gala

For the uninitiated; the med gala is an event being hosted by the Harvey MedSoc. It is to rejoice the Harvey spirit and is organised to bring 600 souls from around the world closer together to create a rich and vibrant community of future medical professionals.

Is this a Collegio party? No it’s the Med gala!

by Dr.Adamas June 24, 2022

med-ing

1. Self healing and/or restoring (mentally, physically, or spiritually)

a. After Med-ing I was back to full health
b. After med-ing with his hands and feet all night the task was complete

by D-Honest May 2, 2023

Med Card

A medical marijuana card. Often used to refer to a medical marijuana card that is obtained solely for the purpose of obtaining recreational marijuana if you are under 21 or live in a medical only state. A med card may be obtained by claiming to have anxiety, trouble sleeping, and similar conditions.

I told the doctor that I was getting anxious and he gave me a med card. Let's go smoke!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

Med rare

Medium rare

Person 1: How do you like your steak
Person 2: i usually like it rare but ill accept med rare

by Anthnychiefkb100 December 14, 2025

Rødgrød med fløde

Literally translated as "red porridge with cream," this is a Danish dessert dish traditionally made with red currants, raspberries, basically any red berry-like fruit, and topped with cream and/or whipped cream.

It is also a tongue twister that Danes use to mercilessly screw with non-Danes. They'll make you say it. If you're not from Denmark, it's impossible. They will laugh. Hard.

Example 1

Person A: Dude, my friend makes the best rødgrød med fløde ever, and she’s not even from Denmark!
Person B: The fuck did you just say bruh?

Example 2

Dane: Can you say rødgrød med fløde?
Non-Dane: Ro, gro, meh flu?
Dane: Haha, dumbass.

by ScrewU22 August 22, 2011

Surfing The Med

An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.

She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...

by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006