Guy 1: Doesn't Matis just look like a snack?
Guy 2: Nah hes a full meal
Scenario 2
Guy 1: Matis looks so delectable right now
Guy 2: Don't say that out loud what if Alessandro hears you
Matis Matas is a very hot man indeed
Guy 2: Nah hes a full meal
Scenario 2
Guy 1: Matis looks so delectable right now
Guy 2: Don't say that out loud what if Alessandro hears you
Matis Matas is a very hot man indeed
by matias§12114 October 31, 2021
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Girl1: what you up to Matas
Matas: *reading unicorn books* Nothing just thinking hot to beat up my ex friend.
Matas: *reading unicorn books* Nothing just thinking hot to beat up my ex friend.
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Stoner roomate: acuna matada bro just chill.
Stoner roomate: acuna matada bro just chill.
by Papapizzaman April 18, 2016
Get the acuna matada mug.Another word for describing urethritis, probably because the original hebrew word "mts" was used to describe a sexually crippled person.
by Yopash July 3, 2008
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Get the Matador mug.1. When someone runs up on you with the intention of whipping ass and you side step then throw them down and beat the shit out of them.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.
1. Warren: I am going to get you mofo!
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.
by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008
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