Marty 

A big man with long arms obsessed with gluten and anime porn, either does the trick tbh. Thoroughly enjoys CP: crazy pajamas and is a registered flight instructor in Azerbaijan where he was conceived. He has never actually visited Azerbaijan but he still got certification i dont really know how that works but it does. Might have something to do with the gluten or anime porn, probably both. He really loves gluten and anime porn, and i mean really really does.

You: Yo wassup Marty wanna eat some sourdough and jork it to gear 5 monkey d luffy without his hat
Marty : Yes

Marty by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025

marty im scared

A meme formed from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Patrick Star invites his parents over to his home, only to later realize they aren’t his actual parents. Once discovering this, Patrick then yells at Janet and Marty, his “parents” he discovered to be imposters, forming this meme.

Patrick: “JANET?? MARTY??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”

Janet: “marty, i’m scared”

Marty i’m scared can be used in any context of fear.

news: THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW!!! CONFIRMED!!!

me: marty im scared

marty im scared by tsmemories February 23, 2019

Marty Robbins 

One of the if not the best country singers ever...of all time, he was best known for his western/cowboy type songs. Unfortunately Marty died at the young age of 57 from his third heart attack.

If you want a good Marty Robbins song look up big iron, Mr Shorty or Utah Carol

Marty Robbins by The Ranger October 26, 2017

Marty Prang 

My friend marty prang,

Marty Prang was a man of many talents (key word was). He earned himself the title of rank 1 soldier 76 of ALL of season 4 in overwatch, he became a friend to many - and was greatly respected by the community. However, a series of unfortunate events befell Mr prang, he now spends his days in the depths of the bronze rank, addicted to opioids and as a part time electrician. A few try to look for the Prangster, they are known as the 'Marty Farty Army' and ask around, seeking information about MP's whereabouts, some even ask 'do you know my friend Marty Prang' indicating that he may be out there...somewhere.

Do you know my friend Marty Prang? I've heard he was the number 1 soldier 76 in season 4!!! He is so epic and cool (and epic)

Marty Prang by oPtIc FaTmAl February 19, 2022

Marty Friedman 

One of the best lead guitar players in the world. Marty Friedman played in Cacophony with his friend and legendary guitarist Jason Becker. Martys leads will tear any whimps head off. Marty friedman also played in the legendary speed metal band Megadeth, Releasing legendary thrash album Rust in Peace. Unfortunately, Marty no longer plays metal, but has moved on to J pop.

One of the best heavy metal guitarists of his time.

Marty Friedman by Daniel May 13, 2005

Marty Jannetty 

The member of a pair destined for lesser things. A reference to the 80's and 90's wrestling tag team The Rockers. Shawn Michaels went on to greatness, while Marty Jannetty faded into obscurity.

"That guy from Wham who wasn't George Michael was totally the Marty Jannetty of that group."

"Bob Odenkirk was the Marty Jannetty of Mr. Show."

"In the end, Emilio Estevez was the Marty Jannetty of Martin Sheen's kids."

Marty Jannetty by Perry Normal April 8, 2010

marty pudd 

Also known as Mudd Butt or party mudd. Direct result of drinking from the previous night... Beer shits

Fuck Marty Pudd, that dude is an asshole

marty pudd by purplenurples November 2, 2009