A gun toting, malt liquor chugging believer of QAnon and other conspiracy theories such as Jewish space lasers causing forest fires or Gazpacho Police gun confiscation. Often married to a first cousin or other relative. Impregnated and conceived in a pickup truck. Lives in a single wide trailer with a tattered awning and 4 or more junk vehicles parked out front. Has braided armpits and few if any teeth. Thinks that she might be a good congressional representative since she never missed an episode of Jerry Springer.
She’s a regular Marjorie Trailer Greene now that she can chug malt liquor from a champagne glass, belch and fart, all at the same time. I’m guessing her life must be difficult trying to fool people into thinking she’s not a trailer trash Barbie. She donated her entire 401k savings to the Trump Save America PAC.
by anonymous October 6, 2022
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She’s a regular Marjorie Trailer Greene now that she can chug malt liquor from a champagne glass, belch and fart at the same time. I’m guessing her life must be difficult trying to fool people into thinking she’s not a Trailer Trash Barbie. She donated her entire 401k to the Trump Save America PAC.
by anonymous October 6, 2022
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Get the Marjorie pearl mug.An alias of gold medal Olympic runner Bruce Jenner. Sometimes goes by Tranny Taylor Green or just simply Marge.
A creature born of the Georgian swamps, some believe this creature to be closely related to “The Snooky” of the Central Atlantic region. It can be frequently found in and around the White House, often under the Resolute Desk wearing a paper bag on its head.
A creature born of the Georgian swamps, some believe this creature to be closely related to “The Snooky” of the Central Atlantic region. It can be frequently found in and around the White House, often under the Resolute Desk wearing a paper bag on its head.
by ThereGoesThePlanet June 14, 2025
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Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, who sadly cheats on her pull-ups (see below), finally woke up to realize her mentor, Donald Von Shitsinpantz, is corrupt. When she had the realization, she did the honorable thing to resign and end the Von Shitsinpantz dynasty. She still has a long way to go on her pullups.
by LaughingAloud November 24, 2025
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Guy 1: dude, who is that? She's absolutely beautiful!
Guy 2: oooh, that, my friend...that's Marjory!
Guy 2: oooh, that, my friend...that's Marjory!
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