Maori Strum

A pub-style strum where all six strings are stummed openly.

Real guitarist: Dude, check out my Dim 7th sweep!
Maori: Ow bro, thats got nuthn on meh Maaaaaori strum bro
Real guitarist: Maori strum?
Maori: (Says nothing. He just O.D'd.)

by JoeMama foo August 31, 2009

Maori apeman

Maori and apeman have many similarities: they both have brown skin, they both used to eat human (animal) flesh, they both are savage.

"Maori apeman?" Yea Right!

by Yes, fuck you again March 9, 2009

Maori (Māori)

If you look at definitions above/below, a lot of people hold negative views towards Māori. I'll set the record straight. Not all Māori gave their land away for guns/booze. The majority of Māori land was originally taken due to English colonisers needing more land for farming and for the construction of towns etc. The NZ government introduced a policy called 'pepper potting' when Māori first arrived to the cities after WW2. They were placed in houses next to White neighbours. The GVT did this to help assimilate Maori into White culture which has worked due to the loss of culture but are now rebuilding that culture. Māori have always at the bottom of the economy since we moved to the cities and it got worse when the 1980s came about. When 'Rogernomics' came about it was a economic shift in NZ which impacted the manual labour industries the most. Ganja and alcohol was a way to relieve tension for Maori. This has led to the stereotypes you see that people have today such as when looking at other 'definitions' of Māori above/below. Every race has intelligent people, but some are just not intelligent to a White people standard. Māori tend to be minimalists, in saying that we have produced outstanding citizens to NZ society who are intelligent to a White standard (let that sink in), such as Sir Mason Durie, Sir Apirana Ngata, Dame Whina Cooper, Sir Peter Buck, Sir Maui Pomare. Māori are and always will be the indigenous people of New Zealand.

White Store Owner: "You okay mate?"

*in suspicious and confrontational manner

Maori (Māori) Teenager: "Yeah, why? Do you think I'm gonna steal something because I'm Maori?"

*in aggressive manner*

by Superman206 June 3, 2017

Māori swear words

Swear words in Māori. They aren’t usually the same as the English ones. They include:
* upokokohua - boiled head
* kai hamuti/kai roke - eat shit
* tō raho - your balls (used similar to 'dickhead')
* tō teke - your vagina (used similar to 'cunt')
* koe kurī - you dog
* ngote raho - sucking balls
* pokotiwha - bastard

White guy: Do you know any Māori swear words? In particular, what’s fuck in Māori?
Māori: There is no word for fuck in Māori.
White guy: Āhahā! (Damn!) not a swear word

by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021

Maori bashing

The racist and fascist act of making derogatory remarks so as to paint all Maori people in a negative light

Hey my Fascist friends lets go Maori bashing while we try litigate their country from them for the church and corporations

by Youresadmate October 30, 2012

Māori boy genius

A term used by other Māori to describe a Māori person who is held up by the community for their success in the White world, or proficiency in the Māori language BUT whose tikanga ain't shit. It is likely they profit off their indigeneity while continuing to spread classist, homophobic, transphobic, and racist ideas.

James was know as a Māori boy genius because held down the paepae but refused to address his toxic misogyny

by Decoloneyez September 3, 2019

Māori shower

A shower but instead of water you use lynx Africa and a lot of it!

The bro only had a Māori shower after rugby

by Monkeybollos May 19, 2023