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maid cafe

Cafe where the waitress dress up in maid uniform and address customers as 'master' or 'mistress.' This practice is common in japan and other east/south Asian countries. The theme of the cafe is predominately anime/manga and the customers are otaku.

When you walk into the maid cafe, maids will say "welcome home master"

They perform varieties of services, such as ear cleaning, spoon-feeding, photo-taking, playing card and having conversation with maids.

For unknown reason, this is not considered a form of prostitution.

male version of this is butler cafe
Otaku: Do you want to go to maid cafe this weekend?

Normal person: But that place is unreasonably pricy!
by Hespia Klarerin December 4, 2010
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iron maiden

An immensely popular metal band that hails from England, known for their high standard of musicianship, dramatic live performances, and off-kilter lyrical themes. The guitar duo of Adrian Smith and Dave Murray is arguably without equal when it comes to leads, solos, and harmonies. While their prime was roughly two decades ago, their 21st century albums are still first-rate efforts and easily lay all that mainstream junk to waste. Like any other band, they have their detractors, most of whom have precious little knowledge of music.
Iron Maiden are an exemplary band.
by Robert the Bruce April 14, 2005
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Madison

Madison is a common name, many people have that name. But there are always different presonalities of that Madison. Madison is a person that is caring, loving and fun. She's the best any boy could ask for. Madison is just another name/word for intelligence, sophisticated, and a wonderful human being. With a beautiful personality.
"Woah! Look at her! She's sooo smart! I'm thinkin' we've found another Madison. "
by RawrD-Rex April 5, 2013
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Madisyn

A girl who loves life, she is usually very happy and optimistic. Madisyn's have amazing singing voices and have no fear of being infront of crowds of people. They are typically very nerdy and smart but are still popular because of their amazing personality. If you befriend a Madisyn don’t let her go!
Person 1: Did you hear Madisyn singing?
Person 2: Yes! It was beautiful
by Purplehippos_10 May 7, 2018
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Madison/Maddie

Madison is your best friend. When you first see her you'll think "wow she looks way better than me" and want to change your outfit. Madison has the most gorgeous green eyes, and the perfect smile to bring up your day. Her hair is unbelievably soft and when you come over in the morning shes going to want you to braid her hair.. and then you guys will be late because of it. but dont worry. Maddie will make up some excuse about why you were late. The thing about Maddie, is that she thinks really deaply. she gets herself caught up in fazes. Madisons really laid back and easy-going but its hard to be her friend because you have to get her. you have to understand the little things like "lighting" and stuff. you have to be patient and give her time. Madison is the best, most caring, understanding,intelligent,funny, outgoing person you will ever meet. If someday you become her friend. TRUST HER. because she will NEVER lie to you. you might think somethings going on but you need to trust her because she will be honest. dont care about what other people say or tell you. dont screw up with Madison because although she might have some problems in her life. she will be the best friend you will ever have.
by society6 June 2, 2015
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Mikey Madison

Finest person on earth. Can literally do anything to me and I would allow it. Please pick me Mikey, choose me Mikey, love me Mikey.
"who's Mikey Madison?

"Finest person on earth"
by Mikeymadisonslover March 19, 2022
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Madison Report

The show that comes on during second period at our school. Usually, the host will make fun of some sort of concept at the school. For the first episode he proved that dance was not a sport. It's a lot like the Colbert Report only the Madison Report is actually funny, look it up on youtube you'll laugh.
girl: did you see the Madison Report?
boy: no
girl: ah, it was good one
by Jessica Miller April 15, 2008
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